A Song For The Lads?
The worst one being 'theres only one ...... (any named player you want).
So lets ensure that we do not start singing 'theres only one John Carew or only one Ashley Young'.
The tunes have to be simple for songs about players to work (Dwight Yorke Dwight Yorke being the exception) so how about 'Ashley Young Ashley Young Ashley Young' to the tune of 'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go?
And for John Carew, 'He's claret. And Blue. His name is John Carew, The Holte End roars, the Holte End roars (repeat)?