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Agaaaaa-Bon-lahor



Agaaaaa-Bon-lahor

There seems to be a bit of doom and gloom on the forums with the weekends result and lack of signings.

Can I cheer the faithful up with a new idea for a song?!

I think we have a song waiting to happen for Gabby. To the tune of agadoo (push pineapple shake a tree)....ok hes not Agabonlahor but work with me.....all together now

Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score
Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score
down the left
down the right
he is fast like a gazelle
when we play birmingham, he will score past them as well

Agaaaaa.....bon-lahor

I can feel the party atmosphere already.

Full written apology for the above will follow soon.

Article by tylervilla
The Journalist

Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday January 15 2007

Time: 10:51AM

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Tyler - dont give up the day job mate.
mackaavfc
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15/01/2007 11:00:00

I would go and lie down in a dark room for a while if I was you mate.
jonah
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15/01/2007 11:09:00

Well i bloody love it! I will be singing this at the Watford game! It will be the first villa match ive been able to attend for 5/6 years!
Layzee
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15/01/2007 11:13:00

If you want another laugh there are some articles doing the rounds where the Djemba Twins are suggesting they turned down a return to Man U to join Burnley.
mackaavfc
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15/01/2007 11:15:00

that would imply i have a day job. It sounded great on saturday night after many beers (it was a good idea at the time) oh dear.
tylervilla
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15/01/2007 11:15:00

nice try but it dont seem to be working my mind is still full of loss after loss and no transfer activaty
Christo
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15/01/2007 11:16:00

Tyler you make me laugh (im not gay). Maybe you should give up the drinking?
mackaavfc
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15/01/2007 11:18:00

give up the drinking??? Sounds a bit drastic, it wasn't THAT bad.
jonah
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15/01/2007 11:23:00

I think you should stick to golf :o)
voiceoftheholte
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15/01/2007 11:25:00

Nice try Tyler but one minor problem. When Gabby shoots he tends not to score...like most of the rest of the team!! UTV SOTC
Rickymeister
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15/01/2007 11:39:00

Well its better than just plain old ......Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby Agbonlahor......Few rough edges though, im sure if we give Tyler given a few weeks the lyrics will be ready for stadium release
son_of_cher
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15/01/2007 13:53:00

Can I suggest trying your hand at writing for the eurovision! Well come on then Tyler where's the apology???
steff_the_villan
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15/01/2007 16:05:00

I would like to apologise in full for suggesting a song for the world famous holte army to sing that contained the word 'gazelle'. I was jealous of 'whats coming over the hill is it anelka' and thought we could have something as fun that would make other fans say 'have you heard that villa song about bongolor or whatever his name is'. If sang repeatedy while consuming alcohol you can convince yourself its good and promise your mate you will put it on the vital villa site where everyone will love it and you will soon here it on match of the day. I shall cancel my print run of song sheets for the Watford game and also stop immediately my follow up hit 'Super gaby goes ballistic, noses are atrocious'. Once again im sorry. Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score.....
tylervilla
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15/01/2007 16:26:00

Tyler - absolute pure comedy genius.
mackaavfc
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15/01/2007 17:18:00

Very much like the player himself tylervilla, your effort, despite the best of intentions, is not quite the real deal.
glensider
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15/01/2007 17:30:00

Tyler - sos mate if we get any offers for you we won't stand in your way.
Gazvilla
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15/01/2007 18:21:00

Dont want to sound as if I'm knocking Gabby there. I'm not. He's done tremendously well, but just now I feel, he needs a breather from first team action.
glensider
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02/03/2007 06:30:00

He's certainly surprised a few people, including me.
glensider
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07/08/2007 23:35:00

He will be a star for you this season,scoring plenty of goal and the surprise package!!
will it ever happen
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18/11/2007 19:54:00

 

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