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Agaaaaa-Bon-lahor



Agaaaaa-Bon-lahor

There seems to be a bit of doom and gloom on the forums with the weekends result and lack of signings.

Can I cheer the faithful up with a new idea for a song?!

I think we have a song waiting to happen for Gabby. To the tune of agadoo (push pineapple shake a tree)....ok hes not Agabonlahor but work with me.....all together now

Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score
Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score
down the left
down the right
he is fast like a gazelle
when we play birmingham, he will score past them as well

Agaaaaa.....bon-lahor

I can feel the party atmosphere already.

Full written apology for the above will follow soon.

Article by tylervilla
The Journalist

Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday January 15 2007

Time: 10:51AM

Your Comments

Tyler - dont give up the day job mate.
mackaavfc
I would go and lie down in a dark room for a while if I was you mate.
jonah
Well i bloody love it! I will be singing this at the Watford game! It will be the first villa match ive been able to attend for 5/6 years!
Layzee
If you want another laugh there are some articles doing the rounds where the Djemba Twins are suggesting they turned down a return to Man U to join Burnley.
mackaavfc
that would imply i have a day job. It sounded great on saturday night after many beers (it was a good idea at the time) oh dear.
tylervilla
nice try but it dont seem to be working my mind is still full of loss after loss and no transfer activaty
Christo
Tyler you make me laugh (im not gay). Maybe you should give up the drinking?
mackaavfc
give up the drinking??? Sounds a bit drastic, it wasn't THAT bad.
jonah
I think you should stick to golf :o)
voiceoftheholte
Nice try Tyler but one minor problem. When Gabby shoots he tends not to score...like most of the rest of the team!! UTV SOTC
Rickymeister
Well its better than just plain old ......Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby Agbonlahor......Few rough edges though, im sure if we give Tyler given a few weeks the lyrics will be ready for stadium release
son_of_cher
Can I suggest trying your hand at writing for the eurovision! Well come on then Tyler where's the apology???
steff_the_villan
I would like to apologise in full for suggesting a song for the world famous holte army to sing that contained the word 'gazelle'. I was jealous of 'whats coming over the hill is it anelka' and thought we could have something as fun that would make other fans say 'have you heard that villa song about bongolor or whatever his name is'. If sang repeatedy while consuming alcohol you can convince yourself its good and promise your mate you will put it on the vital villa site where everyone will love it and you will soon here it on match of the day. I shall cancel my print run of song sheets for the Watford game and also stop immediately my follow up hit 'Super gaby goes ballistic, noses are atrocious'. Once again im sorry. Aga-bon-lahor he will shoot and he will score.....
tylervilla
Tyler - absolute pure comedy genius.
mackaavfc
Very much like the player himself tylervilla, your effort, despite the best of intentions, is not quite the real deal.
glensider
Tyler - sos mate if we get any offers for you we won't stand in your way.
Gazvilla
Dont want to sound as if I'm knocking Gabby there. I'm not. He's done tremendously well, but just now I feel, he needs a breather from first team action.
glensider
He's certainly surprised a few people, including me.
glensider
He will be a star for you this season,scoring plenty of goal and the surprise package!!
will it ever happen
 

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