Cheer Up Steve Bruce!
By Lee LindsaySteve Bruce had just been to Sainsbury's to do a bit of shopping for his Missus.
On the way back to his car, he noticed an old lady struggling to control her heavy trolley. Being the man that he is, he went over and politely enquired:
'Can you manage, love?'
The lady looked stunned and replied:
'You got yourself into this mess, don't expect me to sort it outů'