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Glensider at St James Park

Newcastle United
6 - 0
Aston Villa

St James Park

22/08/2010

Attendance: 43 546

Referee:

As that rather superb Topanga Canyon band 'Canned Heat' first informed us on their self titled debut album back in January of '67, we're 'On The Road Again', and indeed, aren't we just. Yes, I know that to all intents and purposes the new campaign kicked off with that 3-0 demolishing of West Ham United at Brummagem B6 last Saturday, but it's today when the real stuff gets underway. The Villa away-days are back, and another season of fun on the road as we clock up the miles to support the claret and blue boys begins.

As the trips to St James Park have always been amongst our favourites on the calendar (no real idea why, as we've certainly experienced a wide range of results and performances on Tyneside, definite highs and lows down throughout the years), there's no complaints from any of us as we leave Brum behind, destination Newcastle United.

As our personal little 'fixture list' has been quite kind to me as the new season swings into action, and I don`t have to provide the vehicle or take to the wheel until we head to The Molinuex in late September, I'm quite happy to disappear into the back seat and work my way through the multitude of Sunday newspapers that accompany us on today's little jaunt, halting my reading only briefly and occasionally to nod, shake my head, utter yes or no, or to sing a line or two of whatever Jethro Tull track it is that emits from the cd player. Clearly a pleasant outward bound journey lay ahead, just had to hope that the return trip home would be as enjoyable.

Plenty of fellow Villans on the road with us, as we tried to determine in what season we last won our opening two games of a campaign. We certainly didn't manage it under Martin O'Neill, nor under David O'Leary, but sadly we tired of the exercise before we could pinpoint the year, the manager, and the two victories.

Glorious sunshine as we approached Tyneside, weather more in keeping for an afternoon at the cricket, rather than ninety minutes of watching our national winter game. Does any geordie attend a game without wearing a replica shirt? It must surely be compulsory to sport the black and white striped top. However, a lot of claret and blue in evidence too, including four handsome individuals inside our car.

The talk in the pub pre-game centred unsurprisingly around the search for a new manager, and it certainly seems that the very vast majority of the regulars favour a new guy from outside of the club, while most agreed that the game today would be a much bigger test of Kevin MacDonald's credentials. Certainly under O'Neill we were a more than useful outfit on the road, extremely hard to beat, as our points haul over the past couple of seasons would indicate. Many agreed that there was a suggestion of going 'a little over the top' following the victory over a very poor West Ham, but today, on opposition territory, we would find ourselves tested more.

KevMac's team was probably the one most of us expected, although many expressed reservations about attempting to go all-out gung ho when on opposition territory, in fact it was the team that started last weekend, with Stephen Ireland in for James Milner. Lets face it though, after a wasted summer of virtually no incoming transfer activity, he has few options, although a more reserved approach was called for for this game, as opposed to how we set about the West Ham season opener.

Friedel, Young, Dunne, Clark, Warnock, Albrighton, Petrov, Ireland, Downing, Carew and Young.

On the bench, Guzan, Beye, Bannan, Lichaj, NRC, Delfouneso and Heskey.

The opening exchanges suggested little of the drama to come, but on eight minutes we threw away a glorious opportunity to take an early lead. Ashley Young was put clean through in the box, and as he attempted to round Steve Harper, he was taken down by the Newcastle 'keeper, and Martin Atkinson was left with very little choice but to point to the spot.

Up stepped Carew, only to blaze the ball way over the bar. Head in hands time all around, both on the pitch, and up amongst us, in the gods.

A mere two minutes later our woes doubled. Joey Barton was fed by Gutierrez, and he unleashed an absolute screamer from 30 yards out, that flew past a well beaten Brad Friedel. 1-0 to the Geordies, the stadium volume increased to a new level, as if that were possible.

Ashley Young rounded Harper to find the net on twenty-five minutes to seemingly level matters, but the goal was ruled out for offside. I'd have to see that one on the box to clarify my thinking, but it looked a decent enough goal to us.

Before we knew it though it was 2-0. Gutierrez put a ball into the box, and Carroll was there to nod it down to Nolan.. His first header was well saved by Friedel, but he made no mistake from the rebound.

It got worse. Three minutes later Barton whipped in a corner, it was nodded across goal. Richard Dunne screwed his clearance up completely, and Carroll reacted quickly to shoot past Friedel. Come Back Martin O'Neill, all is forgiven!

Newcastle looked likely to score each and every time they came forward, and they were coming forward at will. That calamitous afternoon at Stamford Bridge apart, this shambles was looking very much like the most inept Villa away performance we had witnessed since David O'Leary walked amongst us.

Into the second half, and it didn't get any better, although it took the home side until the sixty-fifth minute before they made it four, Carroll notching his second goal of the afternoon. You could see though that the rampant home team weren't finished, and a repeat of that seven goal hiding at Stamford Bridge started to look a very distinct possibility. Woeful stuff. Simply not acceptable.

The mood amongst the travelling Villans was now one very much of anger, with KevMac, the players, the ex-manager, and Randy Lerner, all coming in for their fair share of abuse. Not a pleasant atmosphere at all.

We were a shambles at the back, completely dominated in midfield, and lacked any threat or purpose up front. Embarrassing didn't even begin to describe it. Outplayed, outfought, outclassed.

Kevin Nolan made it five in the eighty-fifth minute, and there was still time for Andy Carroll to complete his hat-trick right at the death. By then though, most Villans had vacated the stadium, leaving just us few gluttons for punishment, to soak up the final humiliating action.

Absolute and utter dross, there's no escaping the fact. A gutless, clueless shambles, that clearly indicates that all is far from well, and that this campaign is going to be a very difficult one. We were soundly beaten by a team that with all due respects are hardly going to see their name in lights this season, apart from that is, following today's trouncing of our lot.

Not the result/performance that we expected, and not the result/performance we had all hoped would kick-off our away day campaign. Arguably the worst Villa away performance witnessed in a long time. Even worse than Stamford Bridge. At least we played reasonably well there for forty-five minutes. I am, suffice to say, somewhat stunned, and definitely lost for words. One of those very rare occasions when reliving the nightmare and having to pen a report, is not the most pleasant of tasks.

Randy Lerner, over to you.


Writer:Glensider
Date:Sunday August 22 2010
Time: 8:47PM

Comments

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Awesome report as ever - who needs the journos in the papers - Glensider tells it like it is !. And it must be said, any half arsed manager would have started the Coker and had Ireland on the bench. But please, no 'Come Back Martin O'Neill, all is forgiven! ' We need a proper coach to take us onti the next level. Martinez after he gets sacked from Wigan anyone ?
Pancho Villan
22/08/2010 21:08:00
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all that money spent to see a performance like that? Feel sorry mostly for the away fans like you....
krisvilla
22/08/2010 21:17:00
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oh yeah, no return of Monny, need fresh new ideas and a manager who doesn't spit his dummy.
krisvilla
22/08/2010 21:19:00
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Thanks Glensider. Though I watched the game on the box, the match report from someone who was there remains interesting. Are you still on the fence regarding an appointment? I can't believe we are going to have another week of this will he/ won't he - does he/ doesn't he nonsense. The opportunity for advancement this season is fading as the window begins to shut - a window for transfers and for opportunity. How long will the more gifted players hang around if it appears that the club is drifting? As Glensider says - Randy, over to you.
Gordonsleftboot
22/08/2010 21:20:00
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sorry you went so far to see that Glensider, so grateful on your return you took the time to do the away reports, always appreciated by me and the legions of readers on here. Feel sorry for the fans, feel sorry for the club, we all deserve better. As you say, over to you Randy, the manager has to be selected, has to be right and has to be soon. I'd hate to make that decision. Shame to hear the atmosphere was that bad as well - understandably when you see your team give up after 30 mins though and even more so when so many travelled with so much hope + so far.
The Fear
22/08/2010 21:22:00
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Lost for words ? I think you have written an excellent report.
ZeeNut
22/08/2010 21:52:00
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When Villa played Bohs a few weeks ago, I put together a report on the game and whilst it was in the tupenny place compared to the high quality output put together by you, Glensider, it helped me realise that there is a lot more to doing what you do than just throwing a heap of words together after the event. So thanks a bundle for doing this for us every fortnight or so. Let's hope the next report will make less nightmarish reading!
bbj
22/08/2010 21:53:00
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NRC who is this NRC? Nice Roy Carter? Nasty Ray Cash? Look Heskey needs to be played, his pace and power alarms teams so much so they might be laughing so hard that they won't be able to track your other players, hence u win. Heskey = the worst striker of all time? I think so.
Kick my ball
22/08/2010 21:54:00
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2nd game of the season and we are beaten like that, and by a promoted side - its a bit depressing.
leftfoot
22/08/2010 23:02:00
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With all due respect, we were the better team in the first half. The three goals we conceded were individual errors by experienced players (too experienced in Friedel's case), and the experienced Carew missed his penalty. Were it not for these abberations, we'd have more than likely been sitting pretty at half time - despite the selection errors. How that constitutes 'a gutless clueless shambles' I don't know. The second half was bad, but it was always likely to be given Newcastle had their tails up courtesy of Friedel (who was terrible) and Dunne (who was otherwise ok). To read anything into this one result, further than that Ireland is not a central midfielder, would demonstrate the kind of hysteria our tabloids are so proficient in.
Albarnista
22/08/2010 23:13:00
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