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Chelsea 7 - Aston Villa 1

Stamford Bridge

27/03/2010

Attendance: 41 825

Glensider at Stamford Bridge

How are you all doing, fellow Vital Villans? Not considering stringing yourselves up from the nearest tree I trust? What a ninety plus minutes of football eh? Trouble is, I don’t know where to start. I don’t really know what to say. I've never had to pen a few words after such a reversal.
I don’t feel inclined to write a piece praising Chelsea to the heavens, I'll leave that to their supporters who will no doubt gloat in our humiliation, while singing the praises of their boys in blue, who on today's evidence are more than capable of going to Old Trafford next Saturday, taking all three points on offer, and then march on to hold the Premiership trophy aloft in the merry month of May.

I'm also not going to tear into our lads, hurling flak in their every direction, I'll leave that to the more volatile amongst us, who wont be slow in coming forward to hurl their abuse at MON and his quite obviously battle weary team. The lads look totally shattered, that was obvious to all. That's not an excuse to explain away our capitulation, it’s a fact. You can see it in their faces. They are in need of a break, an opportunity to rest up, heal those niggles that so many individuals are so clearly carrying.

When the final whistle blew, we didn't boo them off, we stood and applauded. What else were we to do? This hardy unit of regular traveling Villans are noted for one thing over recent seasons. 100% support and commitment to the claret and blue cause. It was kind of touching to witness, I nearly had to wipe a tear or two away!!

Right, for what its worth, here we go. I'll do my best, but reliving what I witnessed is going to be difficult.

The dress rehearsal. At least in the eyes of many that's what today's get together at Stamford Bridge was, but of course it has a lot more serious implications than that, as we attempted to get our top four challenge back on track. Two successive home draws have dampened the spirits of many a Villan, with the less positive amongst us already proclaiming to anyone and everyone who will listen, that for the second season running fatigue, a small squad, inability to rotate the players that we have, inability to beat visiting teams to Villa Park etc. etc., has cost us dear, in that our hopes of a Champions League place have once again flown out of the window.

MON doesn't outwardly at least seem too perturbed, and with some justification suggests that the battle for the coveted fourth place spot will no doubt extend to the wire, with a lot of football still to be played. However few would argue, including quite probably MON, that the importance of picking up at least a point from today's encounter against Chelsea, had to very much be the order of the day.

With injuries and niggles now beginning to raise their ugly head, it seems that MON's promise to rotate the squad, to keep everyone fresh and on their toes, will now be forced upon him, as opposed to being kept out of choice.

Once again plenty of Villans on the road as we sped south down a crowded M40 towards the capital city, and today's little set-to with Carlo Ancelloti's Chelsea. It's friend Andy's birthday today, and his birthday gift from the other three of us? He gets to be the days designated chauffer. He's also in charge of the in-car entertainment, so we weren't surprised to be serenaded by early Motown greats, The Temptations, The Four Tops, Gladys Knight, and Marvin Gaye. A great opportunity for us all to join in and sing along, something we did with relish, just glad that our better halves weren't around to witness/hear our efforts. Neil as per usual tells us that he did a great version of Marv's 'I Heard It Through The Grapevine', and that if fate and circumstances had treated him fairly, he could have had a huge hit with his version, and appeared on 'Ready, Steady, Go', at the old Aston Hippodrome studios. We humour him, we always do.

We enjoyed a few cold one's to lubricate the old tonsils in The Cock and Hen Pub, full of Chelsea fans, full of hot air, and full of confidence exuded by the west London Blues. What a mix of nationalities supporting those Blues too. Fans who as Andy pointed out, probably had never even heard of Chelsea at the turn of the century.

Word outside the stadium was that Gabby had been passed fit, and would start, but no news about our injured duo of Richard Dunne and James Milner. Old Joe, who must be one hundred and twenty if he's a day, told us that the lads had looked in good spirits as they arrived at the ground, and that he'd heard talk that both Dunne and Milner would be in the line-up from the off.

Inside the stadium, with the traveling support in very vocal and boisterous mood, we learned Martin's starting eleven. Gabby, Richard and James were indeed somewhat surprisingly named, with Luke Young in at right back to replace Carlos Cuellar, and Steve Sidwell replacing Stewart Downing.

Our team then:- Friedel, Luke Young, Dunne, Collins, Warnock, Petrov, Sidwell, Milner, Ashley Young, with Gabby and John Carew up front.
On the bench we had Guzan, Beye, Cuellar, Davies, Downing, Delfouneso, and the forgotten man, Salifou (Murph will be happy).

We started brightly, defending The Shed, forcing three early corners. Two were completely wasted, producing routine takes for Cech, while the third was met by James Collins, gliding the ball just wide of the far post, with no Villa player in position to force the ball home. Martin had started the contest with us lining up 4-5-1, but it was clear from the off that this might not be our best route to get something out of the game.

Chelsea looked sluggish (that's laughable now), and while we weren't looking a serious threat when we went forward, all too often failing to use the final ball, its fair to say that we weren't under any pressure at the back either.

Then, arguably against the run of play Chelsea took the lead. Malouda found himself a couple of yards of space out on the left hand corner of the box, his low cross beating every Villa defender in sight, and the ball was turned home at the far post by Lampard.

We weren't behind for too long though, on twenty-nine minutes the Ashley Young-John Carew partnership, so productive of late, brought us back on level terms with a goal very similar to Chelsea's opener.

Ashley cut in from the left, angled a low ball with his right foot across the box, and there was Carew to tuck home at the far post. A deserved equaliser, but we didn't realise as we celebrated in style that it was going to be all down hill from there.

Chelsea began to step up a gear, and we were slowly but surely pushed back more and more. We were allowing Lampard way too much space, just not picking him up, and you had the feeling that unless we sorted ourselves out, we would be in for something of a battle for the rest of the afternoon.

Just before the break Chelsea took the lead, Lampard scoring from the spot after James Collins had clipped Yuri Zhirkov. Brad went the right way, but Lampard had hit his effort so fiercely, there was no way he was going to get anywhere near the ball. 2-1 to the home side.

If only we had known what awaited us during the second forty-five, I think that I can safely say that we'd have headed back to the car and got the drive home underway.

We got taken apart. There's no other way to describe it. It became embarrassing to say the least.

2-1 quickly became 3-1, as Yuri Zhirkov, in acres of space out on the left, played the ball into the box, where Malouda swept the ball home from ten yards out.

Lampard made it 4-1 from the spot after Richard Dunne had brought down Zhirkov, and four soon became five when Malouda rifled home from twelve yards with a stunning strike, after being set up by Frank Lampard.

Goal number six was simplicity itself. Anelka twisted and turned on the edge of our box, before setting up Kalou to hit a first-time right-foot shot beyond Brad Friedel from ten yards out.

Shell-shocked! And with the rain driving down, those of us towards the front thoroughly soaked through to the skin, you can imagine our mood and feeling of sheer and utter despondency. We hadn't seen this coming at 1-1, but unfortunately, it wasn't over yet.

Our faces were well and truly rubbed in it, when Frank Lampard rifled home his fourth goal of the game, and Chelsea's seventh.

I repeat, I don’t really know what to say chaps. I saw us get tonked 7-0 at Old Trafford once, in the Best, Charlton, Law era, Law actually scored four goals that day too, just as Frankie-boy had done today, but I never expected to witness such a beating in this the modern era.

We collapsed second half like a bunch of cards, brushed aside by a rampant Chelsea, who until they took the 2-1 lead, had looked far from convincing. Second half, as they pressed forward, it seemed as if they would score at will. Indeed they did.

When you consider that we've got to meet this team again in a couple of weeks time, it makes you want to run for cover and hide. Plus of course, no doubt Didier Drogba will be out there and firing on all cylinders.

MON had thrown on Habib Beye, Stewart Downing and Nathan Delfouneso, replacing Carew, Agbonlahor and Petrov, but in truth he'd have had to throw on all of us behind The Shed end goal to make any difference to that shambles.

A nightmare. One that will live long in the memory. Unless of course Chelsea go one goal better at Wembley in two weeks time!

Any bright spots I hear you ask? Well yes, young Nathan Delfouneso looked lively and impressive when he entered the fray, but otherwise it was just a complete and utter disaster, surely MON's darkest day in his managerial career.

How he lifts the troops after that ninety minutes plus, I have no idea.

Anyway, back home now, wet, tired and hungry, so excuse me gents if I miss out on awarding marks out of ten for that showing. I think you'll all appreciate where I'm coming from. I'm a little 'tight' under normal circumstances when it comes to awarding my individual points out, so under the circumstances, I think I'll pass this week.

Lets lick our wounds, recharge our batteries, and get ourselves ready for the trip to Bolton next weekend.

The claret and blue lion is most definitely hurt and wounded, but he'll be back, proud and roaring (I hope). Trust me.


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Date:Sunday March 28 2010

Time: 10:20AM

Your Comments

Thanks for the mention Kev! Great report, shame about the result!
murph
intelligent, measured and fantastically written as per usual. Very brave one that, after a match of that nature it is so easy to just go into rant mode (lets face, that is what I do!) Well done for even bothering to do a report let alone one that good Mr Glensider, so very lucky to have you on this site and so very grateful (and I don't care if that sounds creepy! LOL)
The Fear
"The lads look totally shattered, that was obvious to all" ..........squad rotation over a season!!! Who is to blame ? This was coming . Villa are out for the count , that was obvious from the Wolves & Sunderland games. John Terry mentioned on MoTD that they knew Villa would tire after 60 mins, FFS if he knows that why doesn't MON realise it. Changing a couple of players yesterday was like closing the door after the horse has bolted, it should have happened months ago, and then keep resting players from match to match. And as for substitutions.........how often in the past have we not made any subs, or waited till the 88th min? I worry for the remainder of the season . Flogging the same 11 has now come to haunt MON . Gutted that yet again the season will peitter (sp) out to nothing , Gutted that we are a laughing stock this weekend (and embarrassed), Gutted we are further away from being a top 4 side.
HolteEnder43
Fantastic report as always
Cubos
When you said you'd backed us at 7-1 Glensider I thought you meant the odds not the score ! Perhaps this result will wake mon up but I expect all he'll do is do revert back to his chosen ones and run them for 7 more games , then realise the season has finished
villan57
Lets not play this down lads, this was not a class side slaughtering innocents remember you said Mon talked up our top 4 chances pre match. Again we folded in an atrocious second half performance. We showed as you say that Chelsea were not the unbeatable side in the first half. Chelsea did not find another level a Villa side capitulated. When do Villa teams capitulate? Mon's squad, mon's players, Mon's failure
avfc48
Of course we won't gloat. We want you lot to get to that 4th place, so felt sorry, actually. You've probably only met sp*rs and arse-scum fans in London...
JT_daniel
There is something worse than losing 7 -1. It's having to agree with AVFC48 for once, but he's right!
Gordonsleftboot
I don't think anyone sees you as a laughing stock. everyone knows it was a one-off, freak result. Good article, but don't presume all chelsea fans will gloat after this result. I've noticed only positive things being said on vital chelsea. We're all still hoping you get fourth!
JoeyBlueShoes
Agree with you The Fear. Its good to have a balanced view rather than having a knee jerk reaction
sirdennis
Agree with article. 2nd half Chelsea were fantastic BUT why at 4-1 did we through so many players forward in hope of a consilation goal? With the shattered Petrov withdrawn there was no holding player to deny Chelsea space. All the midfielders 'bombed on' and left loads of space which Chelsea exploited brilliantly. Surely a defensive option should have applied to close down space and accept a 4 or 5 -1 defeat rather than the final embarrasing scoreline
krfeskivilla
i would rather Villa finished 4th than any other so no gloating from me. the semi final will be totally different.
springy
Nice to see some measured and respectful comments from Chelsea fans, yep we made them look world class in the second half, but credit where credit is due, they took virtually 100% of the chances they created and well done to them, bear in mind it is just over a week ago some were saying they were all "over the hill" the side needed dismantling, hammered portsmouth at fratton and destroyed us at the Bridge.....now if it was Spurs who had done that to us the comments might have been somewhat should we say less gracious !!!
fatloser
worried me John Terry saying they had sussed we get tired after 55-60 mins. Totally sussed by the oppo, not the only oppo either. Damn
The Fear
Cheer up, you can make amends by beating us at Wembley. You'll be much better there now that the team will want to get back at Chelsea.
Seabourch
The FA Cup will see your side come in a stronger mental state. I hope your boys won't knock us out though.
ACLamp
as a chelsea fan delighted but yea its no nice being on the receiving end. i think u need 2 CM players and bloody good ones aswell if u really want 4th spot.
mrdax
Having noticed how sporting and down to earth Chelsea fans are, I've got nothing but admiration for them. Well done lads, hope you go onto win the title.
PiperUK
Excellent report as always, never expected anything from this game, like you say the damage was done with the home game draws, losing away at Chelsea is never a disgrace even 4-1, If the players weren't so shattered due to lack of rotation, it would have only been 4-1
ant1ant1
iv always backed MON all the way but maybe it is now time for him to go. I hate our negative tactics and style of play. When did we last score a goal that wasnt from a cross,set piece or penalty. our problem is we dont have enough proper players they are more workmanlike. hopefully all the fans begging for luke young to be given a chance will see why he hasnt been in the team,i know this result wasnt his fault but if carlos had played instead we would of conceeded less than seven
angry villa fan
"are more than capable of going to Old Trafford next Saturday, taking all three points on offer, and then march on to hold the Premiership trophy" hope so.If we do you can gladly knock us out of the cup & win it.
Chelsea24/7
Anybody can be gracious in victory!
bernio3000
Great report Glensider, watched the first half and thankfully missed the second. One off game, so lets pick ourselves for next week in the North West, UTV!
leerj0
No bernio, there's lots around that take great delighyt in rubbing noses in it, appreciate Chelsea fans understanding. And it was a fantastic report. Difficult to write - I didn't want to read it, but Glensider makes it easy. Sorry to say, but MoN has to take the blame for this one, if he takes the credit for wins. Don't like his 'rotation' policy (PMSL) Don't like his use of subs (ditto). He is a good motivator, but he has played the same men into the ground and it will destroy their confidence. They won't be any better next week or the week after cos they're knackered. Another end of season fade out. Please learn from this Mr O'Neill.
144wittonlane
Excellent report as always Glensider, I must say i have had more text messages with jokes from Villa fans than anyone else, what else can you do in this case?
Trekker
Great report Glen,only got to read it now, I hope you are on some newspaper's payroll
mc parland
Great report as always. Hopefully M'ON will take a good look at what led to the debacle and correct the mistakes of his own making. You always learn more in adversity than victory. The following weeks will be a real test of his skills. I for one expect him to lead from the front. He is is a very, very bright manager and one of which we can be proud. Personally I think it is our job as supporters to rally around him and the team and show them how much we really support them.
voiceoftheholte
Thanks for the great report Glen and totally agree. It certainly was a game of two halves. Shame we didn't turn up for the second. Nice bunch that Chelski lot, better class of fan than the Spuds and Ars3nal that's for sure!
charizma
Bernio, do you know any Spuds fans?
steff_the_villan
to be honest though, if we did get fourth, will it really be that great? its just extra games on an already stretched squad. you've seen whats happened when we were knocked out of the Europa League early on, so not finishing fourth may be a blessing
jimjim96
Great report.. very well written. I hope we see a reaction to this result.. I watched the highlights on sky and thourght the Petrov - Downing substitute was a turning point.. although there was lots of dodgy performances in the second half..
hazza01
Glad that you enjoyed the read gentlemen. comments, good, bad, or indifferent are always welcome and appreciated. Hope normal service is resumed at The Reebok, and that consequently my report is somewhat easier to both write and read.
glensider
Great Report as Usual mate. Words Escape me
TuBBz
 

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