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Posted 30/7/2014 23:22
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I've been sitting at home tonight with an erection that wouldn't go away.

So I turned on the Women's Shot-Put.

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Posted 30/7/2014 23:24
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The UN expresses outrage after yet another civilian building is obliterated.

Eastbourne council deny shielding Hamas rebels.
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Posted 30/7/2014 23:26
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My father once threw a camera at me, ......I still get flashbacks.

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Posted 30/7/2014 23:28
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There's a shop just appeared in our town that's openly selling poorly-made clothes with Primark labels stitched into them.


Primark.
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Posted 30/7/2014 23:31
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Yaya Toure confirms his future is at Man City, as he tripped over another big bag of money.
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Posted 30/7/2014 23:33
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Ebola could come to the UK from Africa.

Pelligrini and Mourinho have already put bids in.

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Posted 30/7/2014 23:35
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I telephoned Southampton Football Club to ask them what time their game kicked off this evening.

The receptionist replied, "What time can you get here."

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Posted 30/7/2014 23:37
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It's the window cleaners in Gaza i feel sorry for.




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