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19 October 2017 08:28 Post ID: #1719584 - in reply to #988165
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
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Met a Dutchman with sat nav built into his shoes.

Clever clogs.
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19 February 2018 12:31 Post ID: #1739497 - in reply to #988165
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
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someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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19 February 2018 14:16 Post ID: #1739513 - in reply to #988165
Sir Dennis Of Mortimer
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I have downloaded this new app. It's great, it tells you what to wear, what to eat and if you’ve put on weight.

It's called the Daily Mail.
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19 February 2018 14:18 Post ID: #1739516 - in reply to #988165
Sir Dennis Of Mortimer
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My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.

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19 February 2018 14:18 Post ID: #1739517 - in reply to #988165
Sir Dennis Of Mortimer
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
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