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Posted 5/2/2016 06:00
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I went to the cinema to see Will Smith's new film, Concussion.

I recommend it.

Immediately before you see it.

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:03
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Officer Paddy stops two priests on a motorcycle.

Paddy: "No helmets? What if you have an accident?"

Priests: "Don't worry, my son. God is with us."

Paddy: "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed on a motorcycle."

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:05
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Most Brazilian hat makers are having to downsize.

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:08
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Now that Lord Lucan has been declared officially dead, he is expected to make a full statement to the media today about his 40 years in the Ecuadorian embassy.

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:09
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If you know what's good for you...

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:12
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You know you're getting old when you find your daughter in the MILF section of a porn site.

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:14
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I heard that Lord Lucan's family were forced to get a death certificate because he was about to be declared fit for work.

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Posted 5/2/2016 06:16
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What is the difference between the Zika virus and Islam?

One is an horrific affliction that results in babies in the Third World being born with undeveloped brains and the other is a virus.

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