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Posted 2/9/2014 06:38
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Falcao signs for Manchester United at 1:33am after the 11:00pm deadline.

He may be gone, but at least we still have Fergy Time.


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I see Ryanair is now charging £10 for a blanket and pillow.

Well, at least you can get a good solid 8 hours sleep while you're waiting on the runway.

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Arsene Wenger is currently undergoing a medical at Arsenal after agreeing to pay £16 million for Man United's Danny Welbeck.

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Erik Weihenmayer, the first blind man to reach the summit of Mount Everest has said the hardest part of his climb was the last two hundred metres.


"Dragging a frozen labrador's a fucking nightmare."
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My favourite text message to send to the missus when I'm at the pub: "I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not... read this again."
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sign on the door of the space agency.........gone to launch.


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