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Posted 25/11/2014 07:37
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I was in court today and the judge asked, "How do you plead?"

I replied, "Usually on my knees when I want to fuck my wife. But I'm here for parking on double yellow lines so fine me and fuck off."


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Posted 25/11/2014 07:40
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My friend told me he was worried about losing his job because they have recently bought in automated robots.

I said dont worry, when i bought a new dish washer i still kept my wife around to load it.


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Posted 25/11/2014 07:41
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What do MacLaren and a 10 year-old moslem girl have in common?

No button next year.

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Posted 25/11/2014 07:43
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Posted 25/11/2014 07:45
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Farting....

a Jamaican looking at something a long way away......


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