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Posted 27/11/2014 09:15
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Posted 27/11/2014 09:17
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My fine art and fragrances business has failed.

The perfumes sold well, but I didn't really know how to market the paintings I'd bought.

I've got more Monet than scents

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Posted 27/11/2014 09:19
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Some twat has just come up to me in the street with a big red nose, shoes that are 5 sizes too big for him and a smiley face drawn on in make up.

I couldn't help but think; 'Who is this clown?'
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Posted 27/11/2014 09:23
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Putting my Christmas tree up early makes my carpet look like Celtic Park after a while.

Full of little green pricks.

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Posted 27/11/2014 09:25
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"You really are a mean twat buying your gran an electric blanket for Christmas. "

"Why love? "

"You know she can't afford to turn it on. "

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Posted 27/11/2014 09:31
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3 year old shoots and kills Mother while playing with gun.

Outrageous. You have to be at least 5 to own a gun in America.


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