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Posted 25/5/2016 03:50
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I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had.


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Posted 25/5/2016 03:51
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The Eurovision Song Contest is the paralympics of music.....

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Posted 25/5/2016 03:53
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A skint old biddy was being robbed, but she had no money, the thief insisted that it must be in her bra or knickers, and starts feeling around.


"I told you I've got no money," she says, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a cheque."

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Posted 25/5/2016 03:55
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Two chavs are in a car and no music is playing, who's driving?



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Posted 25/5/2016 03:57
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Past, Present and Future walked into a bar, it was a tense moment.

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