Posted 30/10/2014 07:53 #1457394 - in reply to #988165 Subject: Re: The Tim Vine style one liner thread.
Vital Villa Legend
Location: usually within arms length from my laptop
Miranda Hart is doing a gig when a man gets up halfway through and walks out. After the show has finished his wife goes up to Miranda and says, "Did you notice my husband walking out." She replies, "Yes, it was a little disconcerting."
The wife replies, "It was nothing personal, he always walks in his sleep."