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29 May 2016 03:57 Post ID: #1634886 - in reply to #988165
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I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up bottom.


I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely!

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29 May 2016 03:57 Post ID: #1634887 - in reply to #988165
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine" - Winston Churchill 1944

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29 May 2016 03:58 Post ID: #1634888 - in reply to #988165
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What type of tobacco do Emo kids smoke?


Cutters Choice

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29 May 2016 03:59 Post ID: #1634889 - in reply to #988165
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I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.


It's a Bordeaux Collie...

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10 November 2016 22:15 Post ID: #1664510 - in reply to #988165
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Just looking at my insurance for a camping holiday next summer.

It says if my tent gets stolen, I won't be covered.
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11 November 2016 02:06 Post ID: #1664520 - in reply to #988165
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Ah good to see the thread still has life in it. I wonder where Pride is and if he is O.K! Isn't good this
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19 November 2016 13:14 Post ID: #1665734 - in reply to #988165
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My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.

At first, I thought she was joking....


.....and then I saw her face.....
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