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Posted 30/3/2015 07:30
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My wife left me because I was suffering from depression.

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I must be really good at driving.

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News: McDonalds introduces Big Mac clothing line.

There's already a clothing line for Big Mac lovers -- hospital gowns.


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Jesus was such an incredible guy that he walked on water.

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