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Posted 11/2/2016 05:15
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The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Posted 11/2/2016 05:16
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Posted 11/2/2016 05:22
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Do not be racist;

Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Posted 11/2/2016 05:23
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Posted 11/2/2016 05:30
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Posted 11/2/2016 07:38
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Posted 11/2/2016 07:40
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Posted 11/2/2016 07:42
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Why do nursing homes give the male patients Viagra?

To keep them from rolling out of bed.
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Posted 11/2/2016 07:46
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What type of sandals do frogs wear?


Open-toad!
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Posted 11/2/2016 07:46
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You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

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