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My wife told me that when she took the kids to school there was a crunching noise when she put the car into reverse.

So I put on my overalls, got my tools and re-hung the garage door.

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A new survey has revealed the public trust police officers more when they are on horseback. That stands to reason, it's difficult to plant drugs on a suspect in the saddle.


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