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Posted 19/10/2014 07:47
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Sunderland will now officially be the biggest catastrophe to leave Southampton since the Titanic.


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Posted 19/10/2014 07:51
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I didn't see or speak to anyone for months the last time I threw myself into my work.

I'm Katie Price's gynaecologist.
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Posted 20/10/2014 06:58
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My leg won't stop mooing.

I think I've got a calf injury.

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Posted 20/10/2014 06:59
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I went to a Korean restaurant with my dog earlier.

Then a waiter came over to me and said, "Hi, can I take your Border?"

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Posted 20/10/2014 07:03
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As I walked out of the shop today with 4 Tesco carrier bags on each arm I suddenly thought to myself, "Perhaps I should've put more thought into these tattoos."

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Posted 20/10/2014 07:05
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A fella in the bar asked me what it's like to be married.

I said, "Amaze."

He asked, "You mean amazing?"

I replied, "No, I mean it's hard to get out of."


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Posted 20/10/2014 07:07
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The Ebola crisis is finally coming to an end.

Barry Scott has just landed in Liberia.

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