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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before S'ton

@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before S'ton

*We join the lads noisily scrambling around the dressing room, Lambert enters looking disheveled and shifty in a number of dirty jackets wearing a wide brimmed flat hat.*

Albrighton: Boss... What are you doing with all those Southampton kits?

Lambert: Um.... I don't know Marc, but I'm definitely not stealing, signing them and selling them on eBay to raise cash for the transfer kitty.

Albrighton: Oh. What're you doing then, some kind of laundry?

Lambert: Exactly my boy, I suppose a laundry would be a very nice thing indeed but ... um ... Our line of business pays a little better, don't it boys?

Bent: Not 'alf!

Ireland: Oh yeah!

Guzan: And many, MANY fewer clean sheets!

Lambert:#You see Marc ... In this game, one thing counts, in the bank, large amounts. Transfer fees don't grow on trees you've got to....#

Albrighton: ... Sorry to interrupt your song and dance boss but are you recruiting a weedy team of children to rob and steal to fund transfer windows.

Lambert: Of course not my boy..... Unless you're up for it?

Albrighton: Well I've broke my foot boss, I can hardly sneak around...

Lambert: Broke your foot!? Who did it my dear? Where there's a blame there's a claim!

*Lambert rubs his hands greedily*

Bent: Um... Boss I know I'm injured but I've been playing alright so do you think, well is there any chance that when I'm fit I could maybe play some more.

Lambert: MOOOOOOOOORE!?



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Saturday January 12 2013
Time: 11:04AM

Comments

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Ha ha...the only Villa related thing that will raise a smile for me today I fear. Nice one.
MASON_PARKER
12/01/2013 11:16:00
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'Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will' - Good enough for Gramsci, good enough for me. Like all blind recusative faithful: The Villa will 2-1.
Mervin King's Pocket
12/01/2013 11:27:00
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Randy is the only fagin round here. Putting misery on thousands of Villa fans whilst wallowing in his billions in a Scrooge McDuck stylee.
Villan444
12/01/2013 11:27:00
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I like Fagin, in his heart he wants to be good but he's trapped in his situation by his age (and the thrill of thievery) I would say Lerner is Bill Sykes and Faulkner is Bullseye lol
Hercs
12/01/2013 11:44:00
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Lol. Great observations Hercs. Can't disagree. Lol.
Villan444
12/01/2013 12:57:00
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He needs to be arrested. For impersonating a football manager.
malacaxeta
12/01/2013 16:57:00
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