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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before Chelsea

@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before Chelsea

*We join the lads gearing up for their match against Chelsea. Lambert arrives in full costume carrying a huge sack of presents*

Lambert: Ho! Ho! Hooooo! Meeeeerry Christmas!

*A few of the lads recoil in horror, some just look on confused or shocked. Lambert removes his mask and flicks his horns.*

Lambert: Uh.... Yeah sorry about that lads, there appears to have been a spelling error in the costume order, didn't want you to think I'd not made the effort at all though.

*A few of the more scared lads sigh with relief.*

Bent: What's in the bag boss?

Lambert: Presents for the team of course, a thank you for all your hard work as of late. So first.....

*Lambert roots around in the large sack of gifts,he pulls out the first and reads the label*

Lambert: Christian!

*Benteke strides forward smiling widely, he takes the gift and unwraps it.*

Benteke: ..... A fireman's hat and suit?

Lambert: Yes Christian. Just a reminder, 'you can be whatever you want to be'

Benteke: Thanks boss!

Lambert: No problem.

*They hug, Bent rolls his eyes*

Bent: ...and the next present?....

Lambert: Right, right let's move on!

*Lambert again dips into the bag and reveals another present, he fumbles around looking for it's tag*

Lambert: And it's for.......Christian!

*Benteke again gratefully accepts the present*

Benteke: A police officer uniform! Oh I see!

*The gifts continue on and on each a different occupational uniform for Benteke until he is handed the final gift from the sack. Bannan, Albrighton, Lichaj and Westwood by this time are dancing 'YMCA' in baggy outfits*

Bent: SO they're all for Christian!? What about the rest of the team?!

Lambert (nervously): I have things for the rest of the team...

Bent: Yeah!? Where then?

*Lambert scans the room and spots something on the desk*

Lambert: Um... Nathan, I got you this!

Baker: Wow! A hole puch! Awesome!

Bent: What!? You just picked that up! It has 'PROPERTY OF CHELSEA F.C' stamped on it!

Lambert: Nonsense Darren... Um ... Here guys I got you these....

Bannan: Cool! Adidas training vests!

Albrighton: How did you KNOW boss?

Lichaj: Hey look at me! I'm sponsored by Samsung!

Bent: You're just giving out stuff lying around the dressing room boss! This is ridiculous I .... Aaargh!

*Bent lets out a high pitched yelp at a figure standing at the door, Delph steps in*

Delph: Sorry I'm late guys I got a little held up. I.....

*Delph stops and looks Lambert up and down, then at himself*

Delph: Well. This is awkward. Perhaps one of us should change.

Lambert: Oh Fabian, did you make a spelling error hiring your Santa costume too?

Delph: Hiring? I own this, every match I visit the opposition 'Hell's here!', 'Prepare to meet your doom!' Y'know that kinda stuff.

Lambert: Oh..... Well can you stop that please.

Delph: I doubt it.




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Writer:Hercs
Date:Friday December 21 2012
Time: 9:09PM

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Comments

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Look at me im sponsored by samsung , best bit
CFCTalal
21/12/2012 21:42:00
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'I doubt it' Love it Hercs, thanks!
Charizma
21/12/2012 22:27:00
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Nice one. Merry Christmas Hercs.............
Pride of Lions
22/12/2012 01:19:00
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Oh you've gone and done it now, The Fearsome one isn't going to like that, his head will turn red and steam will blow out of his ears and you'll be in for a jolly good telling off young fella me lad.
steff_the_villan
22/12/2012 04:19:00
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:-o Did someone say Merry Christmas on Vital Villa? How very dare you! LOL
The Fear
22/12/2012 17:06:00
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