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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room before Man Utd

*We Join the lads gearing up for their match against Man Utd, Benteke has approached Guzan and Given interrupting their tactical conversation.*

Benteke: Hello kids, one of you give me your gloves.

Guzan: They're goalkeeper gloves buddy.

Given: Aye, if ya need some to keep you warm dere....

Benteke: I know what they are dwarves...

*Given and Guzan look at each other then back up at the towering Benteke*

Benteke: Well?.... Give me the gloves. The boss says I can be whatever I want to be and today, I am going to be the goalkeeper.

Given: What!?

Guzan: Hey boss, Christian says he...

Lambert: Give him the gloves! You heard the lad, he can be whatever he wants to be!

Guzan: What!?

*Guzan sulking hands over his gloves Benteke snatches them and barely fits a glove on each thumb*

Benteke: Well I suppose this will have to do...

Bent: Say boss, now Christian is in goal, there's no reason I can't start, right?
I mean my ankle's fine now and....

Lambert: Christian, return the gloves.

Bent: Aww man!

*Benteke grudgingly hands back the gloves to a happy Guzan*

Benteke: Well my other idea is that I become a conductor and have my symphony orchestra play at half-time, I was thinking I would start with 'Smells like Teen Spirit' and end with 'Gangnam Style'.

Lambert: Aye, grand, whatever you want to be.

Bent: I can play classical flute.

Lambert: No orchestra.

Bent: Aww man!

Benteke: You ruin everything Darren! EVERYTHING!!

*Benteke flees the room, his hands masking his tears. The lads all look at Bent disapprovingly*

Bent: So.... Um I can start now?

Lambert: Andy?

Marshall: ..Yes boss.

Lambert: Ever played up top.

Marshall: Um... No boss... Not really.

*Bent grins*

Lambert: Take off your gloves son, lets see what you can do!

Marshall: Wooo hoo!

Bent: WHAT!?




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday November 9 2012

Time: 10:15AM

Your Comments

Benteke the Bully! Love it Hercs!
sherlockgt
LOL... these are great, always make me chuckle. Thanks Hercs.
The Fear
Aww Man, that was awesome....Lol
Pride of Lions
hehe it seems like that with his refusal to play bent!! ;)
thorpyuk
 

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