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@VillasHerc in the dressing before Fulham

*We join the Lambert approaching the dressing room before the match against Fulham*

Lambert: What in the world is that noise?!

*Lambert opens the door to a high, continuous tone. The players are writhing on the ground holding their ears, Lambert covers his eardrums as he scans the room for the source*

Lambert: Brett!? BREEEEETT?!

*Holman the only man still on his feet stops running from wall to wall*

Holman (guiltily): .....YES BOSS!?...

Lambert: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TAKING THE BLEEP TEST PAST LEVEL 500!?

*Holman stops the stereo playing the bleep test and the lads all breath a sigh of relief*

Holman (hopefully): Um... That it'd be bonza if I could do it?

*Lambert raises an eyebrow, Holman drops his head*

Holman: That if I do 'that bleeping thing with the bleeping bleep test again you'll bleep me up good and bleeping proper'

Lambert: Aye. Quit it!

Holman: Sorry boss.

Lambert: Right lads first things first, why did the chicken cross the road?

*the lads look at each other with no answer*

Lambert: I don't know, but it most likely had nothing to do with Darren, who will be on the bench.

Bent: What!?

*The dressing room erupts with laughter*

Lambert: Ah. I do love that we can laugh and joke before matches Darren.

Bent: Wait.. So I am starting?

Lambert: No.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter again*

Lambert: Oh we have such a laugh

Bent (arms folded and sulking): I'm not laughing.

Lambert: Oh sure you are.




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday October 20 2012

Time: 10:43AM

Your Comments

:o) Quality!
The Fear
That bit about the chicken having nothing to do with Darren is quality. Is it sponsored by V444.
koolbill
bleeping good Hercs......
Pride of Lions
Bent is changing his surname to Bench bill!! A chicken isn't as useless at so many things as our Darren also.
Villan444
 

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