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@VillasHerc in the dressing before Fulham

@VillasHerc in the dressing before Fulham

*We join the Lambert approaching the dressing room before the match against Fulham*

Lambert: What in the world is that noise?!

*Lambert opens the door to a high, continuous tone. The players are writhing on the ground holding their ears, Lambert covers his eardrums as he scans the room for the source*

Lambert: Brett!? BREEEEETT?!

*Holman the only man still on his feet stops running from wall to wall*

Holman (guiltily): .....YES BOSS!?...

Lambert: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TAKING THE BLEEP TEST PAST LEVEL 500!?

*Holman stops the stereo playing the bleep test and the lads all breath a sigh of relief*

Holman (hopefully): Um... That it'd be bonza if I could do it?

*Lambert raises an eyebrow, Holman drops his head*

Holman: That if I do 'that bleeping thing with the bleeping bleep test again you'll bleep me up good and bleeping proper'

Lambert: Aye. Quit it!

Holman: Sorry boss.

Lambert: Right lads first things first, why did the chicken cross the road?

*the lads look at each other with no answer*

Lambert: I don't know, but it most likely had nothing to do with Darren, who will be on the bench.

Bent: What!?

*The dressing room erupts with laughter*

Lambert: Ah. I do love that we can laugh and joke before matches Darren.

Bent: Wait.. So I am starting?

Lambert: No.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter again*

Lambert: Oh we have such a laugh

Bent (arms folded and sulking): I'm not laughing.

Lambert: Oh sure you are.

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Writer:Hercs
Date:Saturday October 20 2012
Time: 10:43AM

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:o) Quality!
The Fear
20/10/2012 11:09:00
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That bit about the chicken having nothing to do with Darren is quality. Is it sponsored by V444.
koolbill
20/10/2012 12:31:00
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bleeping good Hercs......
Pride of Lions
20/10/2012 13:16:00
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Bent is changing his surname to Bench bill!! A chicken isn't as useless at so many things as our Darren also.
Villan444
20/10/2012 13:22:00
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