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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before Spurs

*We join the lads gearing up for their match against Spurs, as they await Lambert's arrival Delph is on the phone*

Delph:...I will look for you, I will find you and I WILL kill you....

Lambert: Fabian!

Delph: (quickly hanging up) Oh... Boss... I didn't hear you come in...

Lambert: Have you hidden a phone on loudspeaker in the opposition's dressing room again Fabian?

Delph: (guiltily) .....No......

*Yelling can be heard down the hall*

Bale: Man screw this! Real Madrid want me, I'm not dying tonight, not for you suckers .... Viva Mexico!

*The sound of a Gareth Bale sized body hurling itself out through a window can be heard as we return to Lambert who is looking at Delph with an eyebrow raised*

Delph: What? Anyone could have threatened him..... Anyone.

Bent: Look boss I want to talk about my future.

Lambert: You're going to get caught offside.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter*

Bent: What!? You know what I meant, my future here!

Lambert: Well Darren I don't have a crystal ball.

Ireland: Are ya going to buy one with yer 2 million compo dere bass?

Lambert: Stephen, everyone, those rumours are unfounded and ridiculous.

*Lambert's phone rings he answers*

Lambert: Hello.... Yes......What do you mean the Lamborghini and Ferrari are available for pick up!? I told you to wait until..... *Lambert looks sheepishly around at the players*....Um.... I mean ...I'll speak to you later ... um... mum..... Love you.

*The lads all eye Lambert speculatively*

Lambert: ......What?




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 5 2012

Time: 10:05PM

Your Comments

Brilliant!
Stephen Jay Hawkings
"You're going to get caught offside".... Love it....
Pride of Lions
Quality Hercs. These are much appreciated!!
Villan444
I tried to get my missus to see the funny side of the caught offside gag ( i thought it was brilliant) she looked at me blankly, women huh!! Thanks Hercs
Charizma
Love it Herc, please do one every week!
sherlockgt
lol Hercs the caught offside was good but Bales viva Mexico was brilliant .
Merlin128777
 

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