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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Post Swansea

@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Post Swansea

*We join the lads celebrating their 2-0 victory over Swansea*

Lambert: Well done lads especially the one's I bought in, I'm half glad I had no takers for the rest of you.

*The 'old guard' look at each other nervously*

Lambert: You know when I joined and I realised Heskey had gone I sobbed in my room for a week, 'where will I find a high profile striker who can't score in the PL?' I thought. Thanks Darren.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter*

Bent: What? I score when I want! I could score right now!

Lambert: Really? Right now? Now the match is over.

Bent: Well...

Benteke: You want more goals boss?

*Benteke boots an errant football out through the door and out of sight, seconds later there is cheering from the crowd.*

Bent: Yeah ... Well ....

*Bent approaches another spare ball, a linesman promptly appears through the door a flag raised firmly in one hand and pointing at Bent with the other*

Bent: What!?.... Ah forget it!

*An alarm goes off, a robotic voice repeating 'MeRcY, mErCy, mErCy..'*

Lambert: For the love God Brett. Get off that treadmill I'm not having you break another one this week.

Holman: Soz boss.

Lambert: Special thanks to Ron for leading this victory, none of us will soon forget that captain's speech.

****Mind's are cast back to Vlaar's pre match diatribe'****

Vlaar: Vlaaaaaaaar!

*Tears stream down the eyes of all the Villa players*

N'Zogbia: 'is words, zey are like a beautiful woman with an assault rifle

Bannan: *sniff* If I die on the pitch tonight, tell my mother I love her and that it was worth it.

*Lowton maniacally runs yelling out of the dressing room and toward the tunnel the echoes of Swansea's screams of fear bounce back through the door.

******

*Back in the present the Villa fans breath a collective sigh of bliss*

Bent: Seriously though, when I want, I just don't REALLY want to at the minute



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday September 17 2012
Time: 2:52PM

Comments

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lol hercs brilliant
Merlin128777
17/09/2012 15:02:00
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I've been waiting for this! great stuff thanks Herc.
sherlockgt
17/09/2012 15:08:00
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celebrating a win... how times change!!!!!!!!!
The Fear
17/09/2012 15:37:00
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THIS IS VLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gruck
17/09/2012 16:10:00
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Vlaaaaaaaar! :o) Brilliant, Hercs, and so much better now that we can laugh with our team rather than at them!
BobTheBuilder
17/09/2012 16:19:00
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: ) Awesome Hercs.
Steff_the_Villan
17/09/2012 16:28:00
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Love the treadmill Hercs....Mercy....Lol
Pride of Lions
17/09/2012 18:12:00
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Like the Ill Niño song Gruck? Thanks all it is difficult to write when the subject is so alien - winning at home !!!!
Hercs
17/09/2012 20:55:00
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Haha love the linesman bit
qldvillan
19/09/2012 12:02:00
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