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@VillasHerc in The Dressing Room Post Newcastle

*We join the lads proud of the spirited performance for a point against Newcastle*

Lambert: Well done lads proud of all of you, Brett... Brett!! Could you stop running on the spot please ...it's quite unnerving.

Holman: Sorry boss, got lots of running in me y'know

Lambert: Yes, well I appreciate that...

Guzan: If you believe in Guzan you will be saved everytime!

Lambert: Brad great game...Stop talking to that football. Brett!!

*Holman stops mid-press-up and looks up at Lambert*

Holman: Boss?

*Lambert gestures to Holman's empty chair*

Holman: Right... Sorry boss.

Lambert: Barry, Ciaran, great linking up for the goal and to think I was going to put you in..... the reserves.

*Bannan and Clark gulp.... Meanwhile in an unlit shack with 'Reserves' crudely painted on the door.....*

Hutton: So do you think they'll ever let us out? I'm freezing and I had to eat my right boot last night.

Warnock: Meh, I've had worse gigs

Hutton: Blackburn?

Warnock: Definitely.

*Back at the dressing room*

Vlaar: Vlaar Vlaaaar?

Lambert: Um no Ron, you can't keep the Newcastle starting line up. Please. Release them.

Vlaar: Vlaaaaaar!

Lambert: Yes I know you 'owned' them but that is figurative, a turn of phrase.

*Vlaar bows his head dejected and releases his bear hug the Newcastle team fall to the ground gasping for breath and spluttering*

Lambert: Brett!!

*Holman stops mid-sit-up*

Holman: Oh . Right. Sorry boss... So I was thinking I could run everyone home one by one, piggyback?

Lambert: ......We'll take the coach. Thanks.




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday September 3 2012

Time: 3:23PM

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PMPL as good if not better than ever! Mutton and Warnock locked in an unlit shack was pure class
kefkat
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03/09/2012 15:29:00

Very good Hercs. Even more pleasing after a good performance.
Pride of Lions
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03/09/2012 15:32:00

Vlaaaar! : )
Steff_the_Villan
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03/09/2012 16:25:00

brillant
maigrait
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03/09/2012 16:43:00

love it,,,,
andy3221
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03/09/2012 16:57:00

Vlaaaarrrrr!!! Brilliant as always.
Madirish
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03/09/2012 17:40:00

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!
koolbill
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03/09/2012 20:51:00

I love it
johnnyuk
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03/09/2012 21:54:00

Hahahaha nice work mate, pure gold. Holman classic!!
AdzVilla11
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04/09/2012 22:31:00

 

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