Date:Sunday September 2 2012
*We join the lads preparing for their match against Newcastle*
Lambert: Look lads I know some of the media have scoffed at us, thinking because they don't know who most of you are that we don't have a chance in the league but ..... Wait.... Who are you!?
*Holman points to himsef confused*
Holman: Me? It's me ... Brett Holman...
*Lambert's gaze looks no less inquisitive*
Holman: You know.... Brett 'The Hitman' Holman I've already played for you....
*Lambert turns to Culverhouse who shrugs*
Lambert: Oh.... Yeah... Brian... Of course
Lambert: Yes, that's it .... Anyway.... Ben...
Bennet, Bent & Benteke: Yes?
Lambert:Um... Christian, now take it easy out there OK, I know the Premier League can be a steep learning curve and I expect you will struggle to start off with.
Benteke: Destroy the opposition, tear their defenders limb from limb and score many, many goals. Understood Mr.Lambert.
Lambert: That's not what I said Christian, I said try to take it easy and find your way....
Benteke: Annihilate the competition, gorge on their despair and humiliate them with plenty of goals. No problem.
Lambert: Hmm ... It seems we have a languge barrier issue here.
Benteke: Yes boss, failure is death. I understand.
Westwood: Stephen, I don't know how many times we have to go over this I'm not THAT Westwood and even if I was I don't think I could pimp your ride any more than it is!
Ireland: Right ye are Big Dog...
Date:Sunday September 2 2012
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