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Club Shop Closed Sunday - Surely A Conspiracy

Club Shop Closed Sunday - Surely A Conspiracy

Villa statement just in case you miss it on the official site:

Supporters are advised that the Villa Store at Villa Village will be closed on Sunday.

The store will be closed throughout the day as Villa Park is hosting the Community Shield clash between Chelsea and Manchester City.

It will reopen as normal on Monday August 13.


So, reading between the lines, like some do... Randy is 100% selling, Paul Lambert won't glow in the dark, we are signing 22 £30m players by next neverday, Jean Makoun is in fact a French secret agent which is why he hasn't joined the squad yet, Bodymoor is the training ground for the ACL (anti cheese league) and our CEO was brought in with the agenda to make us all eat locally sourced organic food.

There, it's now in print on the internet, so it must be true.

I mean, 'it will reopen on Monday'... will it? Do we have any proof of this? ;o)

Trust me, I've an impeccable source.

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Writer:J P Fear
Date:Tuesday August 7 2012
Time: 2:22PM

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anyone else got any itk bull, sorry, I mean itk facts? I've heard that Stephen Ireland is actually Welsh and that Randy is going to rename us Aston McDonalds
The Fear
07/08/2012 14:28:00
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LOL Nah Fear matei think youv'e pretty much covered all the itk's angles here LOL quality!
ClivetheVillan
07/08/2012 14:33:00
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IF Makoun is a French secret agent, surely he'd be in the Foreig Legion by now?......... Lol
Pride of Lions
07/08/2012 14:51:00
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I luv this article, its about what has started to grind my gears about some itk's or so they claim in this world, as soon as some folk see us Villans happy and looking forward to the season apposed to recent seasons gone by they can't wait to try and put a spanner in the works, we know we aint got silly money to buy a trophy but thats not why we chose this great club to support otherwise we would be supporting other teams glory hunting, nah we are looking forard to seeing our team play some football on the ground and try and win games rather than roll over for the opposition before a balls kicked and thats why we are happy to have Mr Lambert and an owner who has not risked our financial future on instant success so there thats my piece said lol UTV!
ClivetheVillan
07/08/2012 14:57:00
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I'm sure a AV news and views (or whatever it's called) will soon let us know the real reason behind this shop closing story. I mean, shop closing, as if. I think it must be Makoun behind this, maybe he's turning the shop into his house!!!
PBAVFC
07/08/2012 14:58:00
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I happen to know that we won the European Cup when only Champions were allowed to enter. Apparently If you live outside of Brum nobody knows that and in fact only Chelski have ever bought, sorry I mean won, Europes top competition.
voiceoftheholte
07/08/2012 15:18:00
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I don't believe a word! Randy out! Bent out - selfish one touch goal hanger! Aussies out - I hate Jason Donovan! Irish put - I hate Guiness!
koolbill
07/08/2012 16:08:00
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So...shop closes..News and Views have nothing about this yet, or how its going to affect our ability to play football, or how its all Lerners fault and the club is on a downward spiral...wait for the day they realise Bovrils gone up by 10p....woe is me..oh woe is me!
ormskirk
07/08/2012 16:29:00
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It's all Martin O'Neill's fault.
chocolate teapot
07/08/2012 16:48:00
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Surely we should make Hutton & Warnock stand in the window with a big for sale sign. Maybe even free to a good home! You never know City or Chelsea may want them
Chelt Villan
07/08/2012 16:56:00
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