Club Shop Closed Sunday - Surely A Conspiracy
Villa statement just in case you miss it on the official site:
Supporters are advised that the Villa Store at Villa Village will be closed on Sunday.
The store will be closed throughout the day as Villa Park is hosting the Community Shield clash between Chelsea and Manchester City.
It will reopen as normal on Monday August 13.
So, reading between the lines, like some do... Randy is 100% selling, Paul Lambert won't glow in the dark, we are signing 22 £30m players by next neverday, Jean Makoun is in fact a French secret agent which is why he hasn't joined the squad yet, Bodymoor is the training ground for the ACL (anti cheese league) and our CEO was brought in with the agenda to make us all eat locally sourced organic food.
There, it's now in print on the internet, so it must be true.
I mean, 'it will reopen on Monday'... will it? Do we have any proof of this? ;o)
Trust me, I've an impeccable source.