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Pictures Of The Season - Captions 13

One at a time, and please keep them clean. No prizes just an attempt to put a positive or more humourous spin on our last campaign!

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First offers from the mods:

'This post saved more goals than Hutton.'

'Who left the price tag on the post?'

'Never again, not another team building exercise!'

'My true passion, pole dancing!'

Will soon be the bumper caption forum thread

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Writer: Mike Field Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Sunday June 3 2012

Time: 3:56PM

Your Comments

I wonder if I can hide behind this post to stop pointy peter grant barking orders
The Fear
this isn't the sort of bar I like to be by.
The Fear
Maybe if I hit my head hard enough against this post I'll wake up and the nightmare of that ginger twit will be over?
AstonVillage
God, I still feel *****ed.....
Pride of Lions
So you must be the new Pole we bought to replace Alan. I could kiss you!
AstonVillage
The Villa board had always been confused about how Alex McLeish never received his letter confirming his sacking in December. That was until James Collins found the Royal Mail 'we tried to deliver a package that needs your signature' card stuck to the post.
AstonVillage
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alwayyys Loooove yooooouuuu!"
Zarch
Ok, ok, ok, yes, post, you were right, you are more mobile than me...
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