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Pictures Of The Season - Captions 9

Pictures Of The Season - Captions 9

One at a time, and please keep them clean. No prizes just an attempt to put a positive or more humourous spin on our last campaign!

heskey

First offers from the mods:

'I'm not shooting at that, I might score!'

'I fell over just there, and there, and there and that's where I fell over last week.'

'Ggggggg go grease lightning.'

'Him! Yes, HIM. The bald bloke Fear, he keeps shouting at me.'

Will soon be the bumper caption forum thread

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Writer:Mike Field
Date:Sunday May 27 2012
Time: 4:57PM

Comments

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Who's moved the goals?....they were over there the last time I looked....
Pride of Lions
27/05/2012 17:09:00
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No Emile, not backwards, shoot goal wards.
The Fear
27/05/2012 18:19:00
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pass to him over there, dont give me the ball i cant do anything with it
deaf dean
28/05/2012 10:03:00
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Start running for the corner flag gabby I am going to shoot!
Merlin128777
28/05/2012 10:09:00
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"How am I supposed to concentrate when there's streakers on the pitch??"
Turkish Penguin
28/05/2012 11:08:00
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TAXI!
stimpy247
07/06/2012 21:43:00
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