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Pictures Of The Season - Captions 8

Pictures Of The Season - Captions 8

To get him out the way so we don't have to relive the nightmare - and the fact it's a quiet news day - let's have a bumper Alex McLeish edition!

As ever fine folks of Vital Villa, keep it clean!

eck 1

First offers from the mods:

'Four upfront!'

'3 minutes left and we win a draw boys!'

'3 ecking games, that's all I have left.'

'I want 3 left backs for the last 10 minutes.'

'3 shots on target!? NO, I'm not putting up with that, get back into defence Bent!'

eck 2

First offers from the mods:

'aggghhh dammit! I didn't plan on going one nil up.'

'McLeish nearly has a fit as one of the Villa players passes the ball along the ground.'

'oh...my...GOD! He's going to attack?'

eck 3

First offers from the mods:

'Do you like my reindeer impression?'

'I'm honoured and humbled, I thank you. I love breaking and achieving records and I did that this season...oh crap, worst ever...really?'

'I'd like to thank the club for making me considerably richer.'

eck 4

First offers from the mods:

'I know I have four forwards on the pitch....where are they? Why can't I see them in defence?'

'Alex is bemused as Villa actually win a game.'

'As Villa lose yet another match, Alex ponders why staying in our own half isn't working.'

Will soon be the bumper caption forum thread

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Writer:Mike Field
Date:Friday May 25 2012
Time: 4:17PM

Comments

0
Why have we got Alex McLeish images on a Villa site. The way you are acting anyone would think he had been our manager. Listen, last season did not happen, it did not happen.... wipe it from your memory.... !
The Fear
25/05/2012 16:37:00
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Why have we got Alex McLeish images on a Villa site. The way you are acting anyone would think he had been our manager. Listen, last season did not happen, it did not happen.... wipe it from your memory.... !
The Fear
25/05/2012 16:37:00
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If thats the case, wipe the league table off the homepage.... it's depressing viewing....
Pride of Lions
25/05/2012 17:26:00
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Yeah, we're second now!Joint top on goal difference in fact!
Sheriff Kimbo
25/05/2012 17:41:00
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Captions for that lot..... my brain is frazzled.... I'm off to bed.
Pride of Lions
25/05/2012 18:21:00
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no pride, we have to suffer a little longer so that we can remember the good times when they come! lol You have to hurt first... I'm into S&M LOL
The Fear
26/05/2012 14:07:00
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"when i had the chance to sign hutton for 4 mil, i thought bargain. what a coup he turned out to be" - alex mcleish on how not to waste transfer kitty. "what do the arctic monkeys mean, dont sit down i've moved your chair?" - Alex Mcleish vents frustartion of not being able to sit in the dugout and hide. " i thought the boys defended well today, if it wasnt for that pesky darren bent trying to score, we would have had 11 behind the ball and got the 0-0" -Alex Mcleish trying to win a point at home
deaf dean
28/05/2012 10:00:00
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That's right, i'm trying to take 3 teams down in 3 years........gotta make room for Rangers and Celtic somehow......
stimpy247
07/06/2012 21:38:00
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