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The Season In Pictures - Captions 2

The Season In Pictures - Captions 2

One at a time, and please keep them clean. No prizes just an attempt to put a positive or more humourous spin on our last campaign!

Collins Shouting

First offers from the mods:

'Don't attack! Please STOP ATTACKING, Alex won't like it!'

'I learnt this move from watching Bruce Lee movies.'

'No Alex STAY! Nobody else will be daft enough to give me a game.'

'Don't blame it on the moonlight...'

'I've had Hitler jokes up to here!'

'Don't gatecrasher their penalty box!'

Will soon be the bumper caption forum thread

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Writer:Mike Field
Date:Thursday May 17 2012
Time: 8:00AM

Comments

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"For god sake Alan (Hutton), stay on the bench!"
Villa4Europe
16/05/2012 20:31:00
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"...and the bouncer said 'Stop' so I took Chris's leash off and said 'sick 'em!'"
mmlozza
17/05/2012 08:09:00
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In the air for **** sake, play it in the air, not to feet!!
CannockVilla
17/05/2012 08:56:00
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No! Swansea won't pay me enough!
Pride of Lions
17/05/2012 09:08:00
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Alex, Emile...stop the bus......I'm getting on too.
juddy
17/05/2012 10:00:00
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STOP. It's hammer time.
The Fear
17/05/2012 10:11:00
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ok, ok, enough of the sheep jokes already
The Fear
17/05/2012 10:11:00
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Dunney stop! What's the point in going up for a corner when we know we aren't supposed to score from them!
Lion Heart
17/05/2012 11:26:00
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NOOOOOOOOOO Dunny when I said in the net I meant other end ****. to late !
Merlin128777
17/05/2012 12:00:00
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was this how Bosnich did it?
The Fear
17/05/2012 17:59:00
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