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The Season In Pictures - Captions 2

One at a time, and please keep them clean. No prizes just an attempt to put a positive or more humourous spin on our last campaign!

Collins Shouting

First offers from the mods:

'Don't attack! Please STOP ATTACKING, Alex won't like it!'

'I learnt this move from watching Bruce Lee movies.'

'No Alex STAY! Nobody else will be daft enough to give me a game.'

'Don't blame it on the moonlight...'

'I've had Hitler jokes up to here!'

'Don't gatecrasher their penalty box!'

Will soon be the bumper caption forum thread

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Captions 1

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The Journalist

Writer: Mike Field Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday May 17 2012

Time: 8:00AM

Your Comments

"For god sake Alan (Hutton), stay on the bench!"
Villa4Europe
"...and the bouncer said 'Stop' so I took Chris's leash off and said 'sick 'em!'"
mmlozza
In the air for **** sake, play it in the air, not to feet!!
CannockVilla
No! Swansea won't pay me enough!
Pride of Lions
Alex, Emile...stop the bus......I'm getting on too.
juddy
STOP. It's hammer time.
The Fear
ok, ok, enough of the sheep jokes already
The Fear
Dunney stop! What's the point in going up for a corner when we know we aren't supposed to score from them!
Lion Heart
NOOOOOOOOOO Dunny when I said in the net I meant other end ****. to late !
Merlin128777
was this how Bosnich did it?
The Fear
Alex said FIVE in front of the back four!
qldvillan
as i said.. FIVE.. its all out attack!
qldvillan
Fabian....... NOO! Im on YOUR team!!!
Gaz Random Hero
 

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