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@VillasHerc in The Dressing Room After The Baggies

*We join the lads a little down about not capitalising and edging away from relegation*

Gabby: Damn it! Another 0-0, any minute now the boss is going to come in and...

*the door bursts open to a grinning McLeish*

McLeish: Celebrate!

Gabby: ... Yeah ... That.

McLeish: Come on everybody. #Celebrate good times! Come on!#

*the lads all still look disgruntled except for Heskey who is getting into the swing of things*

Heskey (With very low voice): #It's a celebration#

*McLeish and Heskey sway, arms around each other's shoulders and sing on, Hutton is giving goalkeeping tips to Given.*

Hutton:...Strong wrists, that's the key, an' positioning, it's all about tha' positioning.

Given (Scribbling on his notepad): Positioning..... and...... wrists, got yer man cheers.

Hutton: Sure, no problem. Always there to lend 'A HAND'.

Given: Yeah. Thanks.

Hutton: Tha' was a joke there, aboot tha' hand, because I handled tha' ball.

Given: Yeah. I got it.

Hutton: You didnae laugh though. It was a joke.

Given: Yeah. It wasn't funny. Perhaps you should stick to your day job.

Hutton: Yeah, maybe I'll just stick to the goalkeepin'.

Given: You're a full back.

Hutton: Oh! Yeah, of course, a full back, I'll stick to that.

Given: Well I say full back, you're not all that good at....

Hutton: Alright! Alright!

*McLeish is brandishing a claret and blue leaflet*

McLeish: Check this oot guys, 'McLeish Out Day'! How nice of tha' fans to take time oot to show some appreciation for all I've done this season.

Albrighton: Um.... Boss.... I think....

McLeish: I wonder what they're going to do? Says before AND after the match, do you think they're gonna take me out on a day trip to Bath or maybe Brighton? That'd be grand!

Albrighton: I don't think what that's what they're planning boss, I think....

McLeish: Oh... Really? You think maybe they're going to take me to dinner maybe, a nice meal, some wining and dining?

Albrighton: Oh there'll definitely be whining....

McLeish: Aye. Brillian'!




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday May 1 2012

Time: 1:04PM

Your Comments

amazing the access to the changing room you get Hercs! lol
The Fear
Great stuff Hercs..
alcoollie
Brilliant, again. There'll certainly be whining!
Jongekki
Just a small tip Hercs - you may need it for Mcleish's celebratory "i would walk 500miles" at the end of the season......to do musical symbols - number lock on, hold dow Alt and type in either 13 or 14 which is ♪ and ♫ ............and maybe add a bit of Peter "eddy" grant with ♫we don't want you to dance ♪ dance with you Peter no more ♫
griffgriff
well that didn't work but it did as i typed it - bloody vital villa lol
griffgriff
Still makes me laugh, great ending by Albrighton
Chelt Villan
excellent stuff once more Hercs
Pride of Lions
i would love for the last game of the season, AM celebrating at masterminding a season where HE kept us up and broke all records in the process ;) UTV
deaf dean
 

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