Date:Monday April 23 2012
*We join the lads disappointed they couldn't break the stalemate, McLeish enters he is shaking a bottle champagne*
Albrighton: Hey boss, what's with the cham...pfft!
*McLeish is blasting the players with the champagne wildy with celebration*
McLeish: Now tha's what I call a spectacle lads!! Well dun. Dynamic performance!
Herd: Dynamic? Nearly nothing happened...?...Pffft!
McLeish: Oh aye, fantastic!
Herd: This isn't champagne!
*Most the lads are now choking up the 'champagne'*
McLeish: Aye, it's a wee bit of washing up liquid, Mr. Lerner, he would'nae cough up for bubbly.
*Albrighton picks up the one of the discarded bottles*
Albrighton: 'James Milner Man of the Match 2009'?
Heskey *wiping his soaked face*: Well, at least you used warm water boss.
McLeish: Um.... Well.... Mr.Lerner would'nae cough up for a wee bit of washing up liquid AND water....
*the lads look at each other before more frantically spitting up and scrubbing off the 'champagne'*
McLeish: Dinnae worry though lads a match as exciting as tha'!?.... I wor able to make plenty of bottles! We can celebrate all night!
*The lads hurriedly make their excuses and exit before McLeish can stop them leaving, only Gabby and Collins are slowed enough by injury to be caught*
McLeish: Peter! Tha' door! Come on James, Gabby it's party time! Grab a bottle!
*Collins and Gabby look at each other, then over at Bannan who has an open bottle in each hand and is dancing with little balance*
Bannan: Wooooooo Party!!! Wooooo!!!!
Date:Monday April 23 2012
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|6.||Villan Of The North||211|
|Crystal Palace||1||-||0||Aston Villa|
|Man Utd||4||-||1||Aston Villa|
|12. West Ham||35||10||7||18||-10||37|
|14. Hull City||33||10||6||17||-6||36|
|15. Aston Villa||34||9||8||17||-14||35|
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