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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room after Sunderland

*We join the lads disappointed they couldn't break the stalemate, McLeish enters he is shaking a bottle champagne*

Albrighton: Hey boss, what's with the cham...pfft!

*McLeish is blasting the players with the champagne wildy with celebration*

McLeish: Now tha's what I call a spectacle lads!! Well dun. Dynamic performance!

Herd: Dynamic? Nearly nothing happened...?...Pffft!

McLeish: Oh aye, fantastic!

Herd: This isn't champagne!

*Most the lads are now choking up the 'champagne'*

McLeish: Aye, it's a wee bit of washing up liquid, Mr. Lerner, he would'nae cough up for bubbly.

*Albrighton picks up the one of the discarded bottles*

Albrighton: 'James Milner Man of the Match 2009'?

Heskey *wiping his soaked face*: Well, at least you used warm water boss.

McLeish: Um.... Well.... Mr.Lerner would'nae cough up for a wee bit of washing up liquid AND water....

*the lads look at each other before more frantically spitting up and scrubbing off the 'champagne'*

McLeish: Dinnae worry though lads a match as exciting as tha'!?.... I wor able to make plenty of bottles! We can celebrate all night!

*The lads hurriedly make their excuses and exit before McLeish can stop them leaving, only Gabby and Collins are slowed enough by injury to be caught*

McLeish: Peter! Tha' door! Come on James, Gabby it's party time! Grab a bottle!

*Collins and Gabby look at each other, then over at Bannan who has an open bottle in each hand and is dancing with little balance*

Bannan: Wooooooo Party!!! Wooooo!!!!




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday April 23 2012

Time: 7:48PM

Your Comments

Great stuff Hercs, one of the few football related reasons to smile at the moment
Block K5
Your my MotM Hercs...... excellent
Pride of Lions
lol... the only thing entertaining coming out of villa park at the moment! Hehe
thorpyuk
You forgot to mention that, while dancing around, McLeish tears his shirt open to reveal...............he is still wearing his Blues training gear underneath his C&A suit. Immoral, deluded, self-serving odious little man!
heavy d
 

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