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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room after Sunderland

@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room after Sunderland

*We join the lads disappointed they couldn't break the stalemate, McLeish enters he is shaking a bottle champagne*

Albrighton: Hey boss, what's with the cham...pfft!

*McLeish is blasting the players with the champagne wildy with celebration*

McLeish: Now tha's what I call a spectacle lads!! Well dun. Dynamic performance!

Herd: Dynamic? Nearly nothing happened...?...Pffft!

McLeish: Oh aye, fantastic!

Herd: This isn't champagne!

*Most the lads are now choking up the 'champagne'*

McLeish: Aye, it's a wee bit of washing up liquid, Mr. Lerner, he would'nae cough up for bubbly.

*Albrighton picks up the one of the discarded bottles*

Albrighton: 'James Milner Man of the Match 2009'?

Heskey *wiping his soaked face*: Well, at least you used warm water boss.

McLeish: Um.... Well.... Mr.Lerner would'nae cough up for a wee bit of washing up liquid AND water....

*the lads look at each other before more frantically spitting up and scrubbing off the 'champagne'*

McLeish: Dinnae worry though lads a match as exciting as tha'!?.... I wor able to make plenty of bottles! We can celebrate all night!

*The lads hurriedly make their excuses and exit before McLeish can stop them leaving, only Gabby and Collins are slowed enough by injury to be caught*

McLeish: Peter! Tha' door! Come on James, Gabby it's party time! Grab a bottle!

*Collins and Gabby look at each other, then over at Bannan who has an open bottle in each hand and is dancing with little balance*

Bannan: Wooooooo Party!!! Wooooo!!!!



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday April 23 2012
Time: 7:48PM

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Great stuff Hercs, one of the few football related reasons to smile at the moment
Block K5
23/04/2012 21:53:00
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Your my MotM Hercs...... excellent
Pride of Lions
24/04/2012 01:49:00
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lol... the only thing entertaining coming out of villa park at the moment! Hehe
thorpyuk
24/04/2012 09:23:00
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You forgot to mention that, while dancing around, McLeish tears his shirt open to reveal...............he is still wearing his Blues training gear underneath his C&A suit. Immoral, deluded, self-serving odious little man!
heavy d
24/04/2012 10:19:00
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