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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before Liverpool

*We join the lads gearing up for their match against Liverpool*

Baker: So Gabby, you said you would help me prepare for Suarez?

Gabby: Yes I did Nathan, yes I did.

*Gabby dips a rag in some black polish and approaches Baker's face with it*

Baker: Whoa! WHOA! I'm not doing that Gabby...

Gabby: Come on Nath' he'll most likely not beat you up, just say some nasty stuff and....

Baker: It's not Suarez, people will be mad, they'll think I'm ... You know a bit 'Big Ron'.

Gabby: Don't be silly Nath' when have I ever steered you wrong?

Baker: You said 'don't bother with Ivanovic, he's just coming back from injury so he won't be bothered'

Gabby: Oh yeah ... I DID say that didn't I....

Baker: Yeah and 'Forget about Torres, he doesn't even like to score any more'

Gabby (chuckling): Oh yeah, seems I was wrong.

Baker: Yeah, kind of!

Gabby: doesn't matter anyway, they're not going to have a 'keeper so I should be scoring for fun, well if Emile doesn't block all my shots anyway.

Baker: ... Um.... They're going to have 'keeper Gabby.

Gabby: Nah, Reina got sent off, so they'll probably just play Andy Caroll ... Who doesn't like scoring goals by the way so don't bother with him.

Baker: Um....If it's all the same I'll defend against him anyway if he plays, which he probably won't, because they will be playing a 'keeper.

Gabby: Fine Nathan, you carry on, you'll never get the captain's headband with that attitude.

Baker: It's an armband.

Gabby: Now that makes sense! I mean at first I thought it was making my head throb because it was making me smarter but... Unicorns.... Then dancing kittens?

Baker: Um... Maybe you should take it off.

Gabby: Maybe I should you great big talking cucumber you!

*Gabby collapses in a heap. Baker, with difficulty, removes the band from his head, runs it around Gabby's arm and pats him on the shoulder* and sits with him 'til he comes around*




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday April 6 2012

Time: 2:00PM

Your Comments

LoL Quality mate.
Green Villan
Hate the taking the p out of Gabby, but still can't help laughing. Excellent, funniest for a good while.
2big4seatswannastand
'If Emile doesn't block all my shots" PMSL
Charizma
Ha ha! I try to steer clear of Gabby ribbing but when I read the AV Official tweet saying "Baker: Gabby's prepared me for Suarez" it wrote itself.
Hercs
Torres doesn't even like to score anymore....Lol Quality!
Pride of Lions
 

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