Date:Monday February 27 2012
*We join the lads discussing their 0-0 draw with Wigan*
McLeish: Well lads, tha' was a great opportunity to get a point from a team nae doin' so well.
Bannan: Um.... Did we nae miss an opportunity to get three points from a team nae doin' so well boss?
McLeish: Well you say potato, I say tomato.
Bannan: It's ''potahto', 'Potateo' or 'tomahto', 'tomateo' boss.
McLeish: Eh? that dinnae makes sense man.
Albrighton: You know boss, it's the same thing, you just say it differently.
Bannan:#You like tomato...
Albrighton:#and I like tamahto
Bannan & Albrighton: #Let's call the whole thing off!
*Albrighton and Bannan have one arm around each other doing 'jazz hands' with their free arms*
McLeish: Differently!? Ye dinnae make things different lad, just causes trouble, ye lads just stick to kickin' tha' ball as hard as ye can as soon as ye can ye hear!? An' stop enjoyin' yerself, I dinnae want you enjoyin' yerself off the pitch as well as on it. Especially you Barry!
*Bannan drops his head, the other lads fearful and confused nod. McLeish calms. Gabby is whispering to the injured Bent.*
Gabby: That match was rubbish, I wish this season was over!
Bent: I know, I've actually injured myself trying so hard not to score, it's against everything I stand for!
Gabby: I mean they made me captain, I didn't get to fly a spaceship, I didn't get to fly a plane, I didn't even get to drive a boat!
Bent: Do you 'drive' boats?
Gabby: No, that's what I'm complaining about! I mean I wore an eye patch and everything.
Bent: No... I mean.... Nevermind....
*Gabby looks at Bent confused*
McLeish: Now, we have to bid farewell to Keano today.
*the lads all whistle, whoop and cheer as Keane raises his hands politely acknowledging the adoration*
McLeish: Calm down! Now Keano ye came here and brought attacking flair, passion and drive....
Keane: t'anks dere bass, I always try to do...
McLeish: We can only hope it's nae rubbed off on any of the lads and tha' ye take all of tha' nonsense back with ya to Australia.
Keane: Um... It's America.
McLeish: Ah, potato tomato!
Date:Monday February 27 2012
Delph Out Until The New Year (Saturday October 25 2014)
Lambert Looking For QPR Response (Friday October 24 2014)
QPR Injury Update (Friday October 24 2014)
The Villa Times - 24/10/2014 (Friday October 24 2014)
Lawro In Villa Win Shocker - Mystic In Depression (Friday October 24 2014)
Which Kick Off Time Is Hated The Most? (Friday October 24 2014)
Lambert - Time To Change Our Focus (Thursday October 23 2014)
Vlaar Wants A Return To Winning Ways (Thursday October 23 2014)
Drennan Returns - So Time For A Round Up (Wednesday October 22 2014)
Okore Not Ready For Premiership Action (Tuesday October 21 2014)
|1.||Pride of Lions||748|
|8.||Villan Of The North||162|
|Aston Villa||0||-||2||Man City|
|Aston Villa||2||-||1||Hull City|
|13. Aston Villa||8||3||1||4||-8||10|
|15. Leicester City||8||2||3||3||-2||9|
|16. Crystal Palace||9||2||3||4||-3||9|
|Three Points And No Mistake!
» Arsenal : 26/10/2014 00:35:00
» Swansea : 25/10/2014 23:45:00
|Monk: We'll Work On Our Decision Making
» Swansea : 25/10/2014 22:43:00
|Report - Swansea City 2-0 Leicester City
» Swansea : 25/10/2014 22:15:00
|Much More To Come
» Man Utd : 25/10/2014 22:00:00