@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Before Man City
*We join the lads preparing for the Man City match*
McLeish: Well lads, I'd say go out there at win, but as we're at home. Well... Let's go out there and try not to embarrass ourselves.
Ireland: Look ... erm... Bass.... About last week, I'm sorry ... I have that t'ing dere dat Tim Howard has.
*The dressing erupts with laughter. Ireland huffs*
McLeish: Nevermind Stevie, all's forgiven, I literally cannae afford to stay mad at ye, that's just how tight tha budget Mr.Lerner has me on is. Gary, like I said midweek I want ye te go oot there an' exert yer influence over the senior team.
*Gardner nods enthusiastically*
Bannan: I very much look forward te playin' under yer influence Gary...
Mcleish: NO!...er ... Not you Barry, no more influence for you.
Bannan: Right boss, I'll be sure ta steer clear of....
McLeish: And definitely no steering! It's just nae yer strong suit.
Bannan: Left boss.... um ... I mean right boss.
McLeish: .. An' Charlie, come on man, turn tha' frown upside down!
*N'Zogbia's frown deepens*
McLeish: Come on, it could be worse the fans could be screaming 'You scottish....' This an' tha' like they do all match long to Alan.
Hutton: What!? Most of tha's not even aimed at me boss! It's at you!
*McLeish raises his eyebrows*
Hutton: Well. Some of it isn't aimed at me.
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