@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Post Everton
*We join the lads returning after a hard fought draw against Everton*
McLeish: Well done Stevie, ye were magnificent out there today.
Ireland: T'anks bass.
McLeish: Imagine what we would have done to them if we had 11 men playing.
Gabby: Um... We didn't have anyone sent off boss.
McLeish: O' course we didnae, there was only Ireland playing if he'd have got sent off....
Bent: I played boss!
*Mcleish looks at Bent with scrutiny*
Bent: What? I did! I scored and everything!
*Bent re-enacts his celebration*
Bent: Jump on my back Stephen, like you did when I scored.
Ireland: Um... No.
McLeish: Hmm. I dinnae remember that.... Anyway congratulations Stevie, a good draw against Everton
Warnock: Hey! I played too.
McLeish: Aye. Were you nae playin' for them?
*the dressing room erupts with laughter*
Warnock: I'm fed up with this, I'm being treated like a liability. Maybe I have the odd lapse in concen.... Ooh look, light bulb!
*Warnock points at the light fitting open mouthed whilst the players all look at each other.*
McLeish: Well, whoever the rest of ye that played well done, we almost won at home.
*the lads discuss the finer points of the match and leave*
*The cleaner finished up cleaning, leaves the room turning out the light and closing the door, Warnock snaps back to his discussion*
Warnock: ...tration but I..... Guys?.... Guys!? Where are y.... Ooh look! Door frame!