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@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Post Everton

@VillasHerc in the Dressing Room Post Everton

*We join the lads returning after a hard fought draw against Everton*

McLeish: Well done Stevie, ye were magnificent out there today.

Ireland: T'anks bass.

McLeish: Imagine what we would have done to them if we had 11 men playing.

Gabby: Um... We didn't have anyone sent off boss.

McLeish: O' course we didnae, there was only Ireland playing if he'd have got sent off....

Bent: I played boss!

*Mcleish looks at Bent with scrutiny*

Bent: What? I did! I scored and everything!

*Bent re-enacts his celebration*

Bent: Jump on my back Stephen, like you did when I scored.

Ireland: Um... No.

McLeish: Hmm. I dinnae remember that.... Anyway congratulations Stevie, a good draw against Everton

Warnock: Hey! I played too.

McLeish: Aye. Were you nae playin' for them?

*the dressing room erupts with laughter*

Warnock: I'm fed up with this, I'm being treated like a liability. Maybe I have the odd lapse in concen.... Ooh look, light bulb!

*Warnock points at the light fitting open mouthed whilst the players all look at each other.*

McLeish: Well, whoever the rest of ye that played well done, we almost won at home.

*the lads discuss the finer points of the match and leave*

.......LATER.......

*The cleaner finished up cleaning, leaves the room turning out the light and closing the door, Warnock snaps back to his discussion*

Warnock: ...tration but I..... Guys?.... Guys!? Where are y.... Ooh look! Door frame!

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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday January 16 2012
Time: 12:52PM

Comments

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too true :(
Adam Deuce
16/01/2012 14:12:00
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'We almost won at home.'
chocolate teapot
16/01/2012 14:48:00
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I love that the references to Ireland as "Stevie" has generated search results of Stevie Wonder! Did you know his actual name is Steveland (Wonder, not Ireland. Though Steveland Ireland would be a name to be reckoned with) but I digress a home win would be lovely any time soon.
Hercs
16/01/2012 15:02:00
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settle for a win anywhere brill hercs
Merlin128777
17/01/2012 10:31:00
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