Aston Villa News 24/7Writer: Hercs 
Date:Monday January 9 2012
Time: 10:32AM
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Hercs in the Dressing Room Post Bristol Rovers
*We join the lads celebrating the Bristol Rovers win*
McLeish: Well done there lads! Saw a real glimpse of Villa's future there!
Collins: What? Playing League 2 opposition?
*the dressing room erupts with laughter*
McLeish (agitated): No. I meant the wee lads came good. Not like tha big fat lad and the lad who looks like he's forgot how te play football! But I'll no' name names.
Dunne: Boss, you're pointing at me dere.
Warnock: And me!
Mcleish: Oh, am I? Sorry lads, I dinnae realise.
Warnock: you're actually pressing our foreheads.
McLeish: Oh, so I am, sorry.
*Warnock strides away in a huff, Guzan is standing in his white robe, arms outsretched in a crucifix fashion*
McLeish: Bradley, must you pose like that whenever you save a penalty? *sigh*
*Bent looks up from his phone*
Bent: Hey, says on Twitter that Warnock's gone.
Gabby: Great I was fed up of him messin' everything up, who's left back now? That guy?
Stevens: Hellooooo Possums!!
Bent: No, NEIL Warnock.
Gabby: What Neil Warnock's going to be our left back? Isn't he a bit old?
Bent: No Neil warnock has 'gone' not Stephen.
*the lads groan collectively, Warnock re-enters from the showers drying his ear with a towel.*
Warnock: What's up boys?
*the lads all stare at him, disappointment etched on their faces*
Warnock: What?
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Fenrison
Spot on! Seriously, how can Dunne and Warnock get away with such a poor performance against league 2 opposition? Drop them for the Everton game dogleish!
Timmsy
Think they just got complacent at the end. Don't know what's up with Warnock he was one of our v.best players first few games now he looks a bit of a liability. Maybe he's carrying an injury or something.
Hercs
or perhaps he is utterly, utterly dejected like the fans?
Hercs, I don't know how you manage it so often old bean - I always really look forward to your dressing room forays!
revolutionatlast
I generally try to mix popular opinion with my shall we say "odd" reaction to current events lol
Hercs
Your odd is our funny Mate, keep it up :)
Charizma
nice one hercs think Warnocks having trouble carrying his wallett but his performances vary wildly anything but steady.
Merlin128777
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