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Hercs in the Dressing Room Post Bristol Rovers

Hercs in the Dressing Room Post Bristol Rovers

*We join the lads celebrating the Bristol Rovers win*

McLeish: Well done there lads! Saw a real glimpse of Villa's future there!

Collins: What? Playing League 2 opposition?

*the dressing room erupts with laughter*

McLeish (agitated): No. I meant the wee lads came good. Not like tha big fat lad and the lad who looks like he's forgot how te play football! But I'll no' name names.

Dunne: Boss, you're pointing at me dere.

Warnock: And me!

Mcleish: Oh, am I? Sorry lads, I dinnae realise.

Warnock: you're actually pressing our foreheads.

McLeish: Oh, so I am, sorry.

*Warnock strides away in a huff, Guzan is standing in his white robe, arms outsretched in a crucifix fashion*

McLeish: Bradley, must you pose like that whenever you save a penalty? *sigh*

*Bent looks up from his phone*

Bent: Hey, says on Twitter that Warnock's gone.

Gabby: Great I was fed up of him messin' everything up, who's left back now? That guy?

Stevens: Hellooooo Possums!!

Bent: No, NEIL Warnock.

Gabby: What Neil Warnock's going to be our left back? Isn't he a bit old?

Bent: No Neil warnock has 'gone' not Stephen.

*the lads groan collectively, Warnock re-enters from the showers drying his ear with a towel.*

Warnock: What's up boys?

*the lads all stare at him, disappointment etched on their faces*

Warnock: What?



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday January 9 2012
Time: 10:32AM

Comments

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Quality once more!
Fenrison
09/01/2012 11:23:00
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Spot on! Seriously, how can Dunne and Warnock get away with such a poor performance against league 2 opposition? Drop them for the Everton game dogleish!
Timmsy
09/01/2012 12:07:00
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Think they just got complacent at the end. Don't know what's up with Warnock he was one of our v.best players first few games now he looks a bit of a liability. Maybe he's carrying an injury or something.
Hercs
09/01/2012 14:09:00
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or perhaps he is utterly, utterly dejected like the fans? Hercs, I don't know how you manage it so often old bean - I always really look forward to your dressing room forays!
revolutionatlast
09/01/2012 19:09:00
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I generally try to mix popular opinion with my shall we say "odd" reaction to current events lol
Hercs
10/01/2012 00:23:00
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Your odd is our funny Mate, keep it up :)
Charizma
10/01/2012 09:07:00
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nice one hercs think Warnocks having trouble carrying his wallett but his performances vary wildly anything but steady.
Merlin128777
10/01/2012 10:21:00
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