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Hercs in the Dressing Room After City



We join the lads down about their 2-1 loss, except Gabby who seems .... Happy*

Houllier: So close, it feels like a punch in ze stomach non?

A.Young: I'm gutted boss, absolutely gutted ... Not Gabby though. Gabby why aren't you upset? You hate City.

*Gabby sporting a large smile turns to Young*

Gabby: I'm just doing what the boss said to do at half time 'go out zere and grin, grin, GRIN!'

A.Young: He said win!

Gabby: No Ashley I'm pretty sure he said ..... Crap!!

*the smile drops from Gabby's face*

Houllier: Well, it was to be expected really, we are so depleted we are 'aving to play a wild boar in midfield.

*Hogg snorts and shakes a tattered blues shirt off his tusk, Delph tentatively approaches him*

Delph: So .... Jonathan ..... great game out there tonight....

*Hogg snorts*

Delph: ... Yeah ... Um ... can I interest you in the hall of....

*Hogg squeals loudly*

Delph: Erm.... I'll just put you down a brochure here you read it when you get a chance.

*Delph places down a brochure, taps it and tentatively backs away*

Houllier: Not to worry zough children, we will be back, bigger! Better!

Gabby: Faster?

*Houllier points at Gabby with both fingers*

Houllier: Yes exactly.

*Hogg grunts, Houllier points to him*

Houllier: Yes boar child, stronger!

Dunne: Technologic?

Houllier: No Richard you fool! Get back in ze corner!

*Dunne drops his head and turns back to the wall*




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Date:Thursday December 2 2010

Time: 1:31PM

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