Aston Villa News 24/7Writer: Hercs 
Date:Wednesday December 1 2010
Time: 10:35AM
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Hercs in the Dressing Room before City
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We join the lads preparing for the match in the belly of the enemy*
Collins: Do you think there is a reason the boss has made us hold spears?
A.Young: Spears? You don't think that's a little less odd than him being on horseback? I mean how do you even get a horse into a dressing room anyway?
Pires: You know when I was in ze invincibles we would have all manner of animals in ze dressing room, giraffes, little chipmunks, 'ippos ... It was a crazy time ....
Houllier: Silence! Forth and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, players of Villa! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered and Stephen will get 'is yellow card! A sword day .... a claret day .... ere the sun rises!
Warnock: *to Bannan* What ever happens, stay with me, I'll look after you.
*Bannan nods nervously, Houllier rides past the players hitting their spears with his sword as he goes*
Houllier: Play now!... Play now!... Play! Play to ruin and the world's ending!
*Houllier stops and points to the Birmingham City squad poster on the wall*
Houllier: Death!
All the lads: *echoing* Death!
Houllier: Death!
All the lads: *echoing* Death!
Houllier: DEATH!
Bannan & Herd: Death!
Houllier: Forth Villans!
*Delph hobbles rapidly out of the door screaming wildly as he goes, the lads look at each other with alarm*
A.Young: So...... Tactics boss?
Houllier: Ah yes *Houllier clears his throat* We're going with the 4-4-1-1, with you supporting the striker, two advanced wingers, I was thinking also that....
*10 minutes later Delph bursts through the door interrupting the tactical talk blood-soaked and exhausted*
Delph: Um.... Just to let you know.... City are probably going to forfeit the match.
Herd: Really? Is the weather that bad?
Delph: .....Yes..... The weather..... Also I'm going to need an alibi ..... and ..... Anyone seen my passport?
A.Young: Yeah, O'Neill burnt the passports of everyone he employed.
Delph: Right ...... Do any of you own a british based safe house?
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Delph my boy, you can come and stop with me mate, anytime : )
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Another enjoyable and entertaining piece of writing Hercs. Fabian Delph seems to feature prominently in many of your articles, clearly a favourite of yours I would think.
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