*We join the lads preparing for the Arsenal match, Houllier enters*
Houllier: Bonjour ma petit pois!
*the lads groan 'hello' back mostly through injury*
Houllier: Look, I know we are ravaged by ze injuries and I 'ave yet again addressed ze situation. I 'ave managed another international star signing boys.
Collins: Oooh ooh boss is it Juniniho? I heard Juniniho was going to sign?
Houllier: What? No. Far bigger than him! I shall call him in. GEEERRRAAAARRRD!
*The lads gasp loudly with excitement*
Gabby: Stevie? Hi, welcome to the team.
A.Young: Gabby, that's Gerard Depardieu.... In a Villa kit.
Gabby: Oh.... Right ... Who?
A.Young: You know, he was in Hamlet, Asterix and Obelix and Cyrano de Bergerac.
Gabby: The scottish bloke? He's still alive? I thought ....
A.Young: No Gabriel, no. He's an old french actor. Boss are you slowly turning us into a french old boy's club?
Houllier: What!? I'm 'ow you say outraged ... Outraged!
*There is a knock at the door. Houllier answers it*
Wenger: Gerard ... Gerard .... Robert. So are we ready to party?
Houllier: Not now Arsene.
Wenger: Not now? But I am wearing my party shoes.
*Wenger points to his shiny wingtips as Ashley Young approches*
Houllier: Um ..... Yes goodluck to you in the upcoming match too Mr.Wenger.
Wenger: Match? What is this match you are speaking of? I have not come about a match I am here about ze .....
*Houllier smiles and slams the door*
Wenger: Party..... But ... I have a dance.
*Wenger does a Bruce Forsyth-esque tap dance at the closed door. Finishing with jazz hands then dropping his shoulders and sloping off.*
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Regular forumers will know about this already, and I don't intend to shine his head but wanted to do something on it when I could find the time...
Aston Villa have a few players out on loan so far this season, so here's an update following on from the last month.
Gordon Cowans' Under 21 side hosted Burnley on Monday at Bodymoor Heath in a friendly.
Aston Villa have six players away with their countries in the October international window.
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