Date:Monday November 22 2010
*We join the lads celebrating their 2-0 loss to Blackburn, Houllier enters annoyed*
Houllier: What!? What is all zis!?
*Houllier stops the CD, the party atmosphere falls silent. Gabby is still dancing with his party hat and blower*
Gabby: Celebrate! It would be so....!
*Everyone is staring at Gabby*
Houllier: 'Oliday? 'Oliday!?
Gabby: It's 'Holiday. Celebrate' boss.
Houllier: I know what it is Gabriel! Why are you celebrating zis loss!?
A.Young: 'Cause we all survived boss.
Friedel: Yeah with all our limbs and everything.
Clark: Um.... Brad.
*Clark points to where Friedel's left arm should be, Friedel looks down.*
Friedel: Damn it!
Houllier: Stephen you carry on like zis and you will be doing your fouling in Coventry City.
Warnock: What ... On the street? I think that's illegal boss...
Houllier: Illegal? And you, other Stephen you are ze laziest player I have ever seen!
Ireland: Lazy? How can you call me lazy dere bass?
Houllier: I just woke you up! You were asleep on the floor! It is four in ze afternoon!
Ireland: I was never asleep.
Houllier: You're in a sleeping bag.... Wearing a sleeping cap!
Ireland: .... I guess I am dere bass, you gat me bang ta rights. But in fairness it is Sunday.
*Houllier sighs as Pires enters.*
Pires: Outrage, zis is an outrage. Losing, to Blackburn, me Robert Pires. A World Cup, a European Championship, two Premier League titles. I was in ze invincibles!
Hogg: Really!? I loved that. Which were you the dad with the super strength and stuff and the stretchy wife?
Pires: What!? Zis is the Incredibles! I was an invincible!
Gabby: What .... So no-one could see you? Cool.
Pires: Mon Dieu!
Ireland: Already ... What did I sleep through?
Date:Monday November 22 2010
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