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Hercs in the Dressing Room (post Utd)



*We join the lads happy with the 2-2 draw with United, Houllier is dressed like Fagin from Oliver*

Houllier: Well done ma dears! We were close, so close ... I ... Marc!? What are you doing!?

*Albrighton is doing Asamoah Gyan's african dance*

Albrighton: Celebrating my goal.

Houllier: Your goal? Ze match is over...

A.Young: Yeah but see boss in the match Marc tried to fit in as many goal celebrations as he could in and he's not stopped since.

Houllier: Stop zis nonsense at once.

*Albrighton stops*

Houllier: Much better ... Now what was I saying? Ah yes, I think zat.... Marc! Do you think zat I cannot see your Henry-esque subtle finger wag!?

Albrighton: Oh... Sorry boss.

*Albrighton pushes down his wagging hand with his other and hangs his head.... He then slowly raises both fists to the air*

Houllier: Maaaaaarc!?

Albrighton: What? I'm just stretching.

Houllier: Very well. Now you did a fantastic job out there and...

*Albrighton's index fingers flick upwards. Houllier just stares at him*

Albrighton: Alright ... Alright.

Houllier: Yes I know we have many injuries but it is just like the song says...

Delph: We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy?

Houllier: No Fabian, I was going to say...

Downing: Fog on tha' Tyne is all mine all mine?

Houllier: No ... No. When the going gets tough, ze tough zey get going!

*Whilst Houllier is distracted Albrighton is doing cartwheels and flips ending with a knee slide and the spanish archer pose.*

Houllier: MARC!!

*Albrighton peers up from his pose.*

Albrighton:......Yes?




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Date:Monday November 15 2010

Time: 1:22PM

Your Comments

Haha.. brilliant as ever.. Only complaint is- It's not longer!! XD
JT_daniel
Agreed, come on Hercs they deserve more : )
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