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Hercs in the Dressing Room Post Blackpool

Hercs in the Dressing Room Post Blackpool

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*We join the lads celebrating their win against Blackpool*

Downing: It's nice to win and tha' but I'm feeling a little bit unsung like.

A.Young: Don't worry Stewart, I'm sure if you keep scoring the fans will like you eventually.

Downing: Really?

A.Young: No. Nevermind though, all the lads like you, don't we lads?

All the lads: No.

A.Young: Oh yeah ... I forgot. Sorry Stewart.

Downing: Ah, thas alreet Ashley, I get enough support at home ... Ah look, thas me mam ringin' now.

*Downing answers his phone*

Downing: alreet mam? ...... Aye I did, cracker it was, outside tha box ..... Yeah other people did score but..... Noor I guess I'm not that special yas reet ..... yeah I'll get some bread on tha wee home.... Tatty bye.

*Downing hangs up, a tear rolls down his cheek*

Delfouneso: Oh yeah! I'm in the goals man!

Heskey: In many ways I should claim that goal, I mean I did teach you everything you know.....

****Delfouneso casts his mind back to training with Heskey*****

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Heskey: Now if you find yourself in a one-on-one situation with the 'keeper close your eyes and blast the ball as hard as you can.

Delfouneso: At the goal.... Right?

Heskey: Anywhere! People will appreciate you getting into the positon don't worry about getting goals, leave that to me.....

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*Delfouneso rolls his eyes whilst shaking his head*

Harewood: Woooooo, great win lads! So where we going out to celebrate!?

A.Young: Um.... Marlon, you know you don't play for us now ... Don't you?

Harewood: Sure I don't get much pitch time but I make it count when I'm out there, I mean I scored didn't I?

A.Young: Yeah ... But ... You play for Blackpool.

Harewood: Huh? What're you talking about Ashley? We were just out there on the pitch together. Me, you, Gabby....

A.Young: Look at our kits.

*Harewood scratches his head looking around at all the claret and blue then down to his own, tangerine shirt*

Harewood: Wait a minute ..... Did I just play in goal?

A.Young: No, you were...

Harewood: Was I referee!? Wow .... FIFA will probably have something to say about me scoring eh?

*A.Young buries his face in his hands and sighs*



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Thursday November 11 2010
Time: 11:31AM

Comments

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Absolute class again mate! I always switch over for one of your interviews!
The Horses Mouth
11/11/2010 11:39:00
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Definitely a lot more entertaining than the game itself Hercs. Hope you've got something special lined up to celebrate the upcoming weekends victory against Fergies shower?
glensider
13/11/2010 06:43:00
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