Vital Football

Latest Aston Villa News

Hercs in the Dressing Room Pre Blackpool

Hercs in the Dressing Room Pre Blackpool



*We join the lads gearing up for the Blackpool game*

Houllier: Bonjour everyone! First of all I would like to introduce you to our new chief scout, Jeff Vetere!

Vetere: Bonjour tout le monde!

A.Young: I thought you were english?

Vetere: Oh yes ... I am. Alright everyone. I'm glad to be here, mainly as I didn't have a job and I have a mortgage.

*the lads and scouts applaud Jeff*

Vetere: Thank you.

Houllier: Yes, I think you'll find Jeff an excellent replacement. He has a passport.

*the scouts ooh and aah*

Scout: .... Can I touch it?....

Vetere: Um No .... Mr.Houllier ... Must I wear this large feather head dress, it is a little awkward and as a tall fellow it impededs me walking through doors.

*Jeff removes his head dress*

Houllier: Put your feathers back on at once! How will ze other scouts know you are chief!?

Vetere: Well, I was thinking we could just tell them ... Or perhaps I could wear a badge?

Houllier: FEATHER CROWN!

Vetere: OK ... OK...

*Jeff replaces the crown and ducks out of the dressing room followed by the adoring scouts, Gabby enters*

Gabby: Woooooo Blackpool!!!

*Ashley looks up and down at Gabby's red striped one piece swimming outfit*

A.Young: Gabby ... You do know we're not going to Blackpool right?

Gabby: I .... What!?

*Gabby drops his rubber ring with the head of a dinosaur*

Gabby: No pleasure beach?

A.Young: No.

*Gabby drops his head*

Gabby: No Mooky the clown?

A.Young: No Mooky.

*Gabby sniffs and pulls the knotted hankerchief from his head to blow his nose*

Gabby: No donkies?

A.Young: Afraid not.

Heskey: Psssst!

*Heskey silently nods whilst pointing at his hand in the direction of Carew*

Carew: Hey! Mr.Houllier, Emile is calling me a donkey!

Houllier: Emile! Stop insulting ze donkies!

Heskey: Sorry boss.

Carew: What!? That's not what I .. I mean.... DISRESPECT!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Hercs
Date:Wednesday November 10 2010
Time: 4:34PM

Comments

0
LOL :)
Tr1dent
10/11/2010 17:35:00
0
Nice one, thanks Hercs, another laugh out loud moment in the office!
Charizma
10/11/2010 17:56:00
0
A+, this one was quite funny
JWiLs2315
10/11/2010 18:16:00
0
Excellant as always. But to comment in the style of a Mastercard ad. Heskey pointing out donkeys. Fuc***g priceless! lmao.
mauvaisgarcon
10/11/2010 19:37:00
0
Another good laugh provided by the writings of Hercs. "A.Young: I thought you were english"? - Best Laugh I've had all day.
glensider
13/11/2010 06:56:00
Page 1/1
  1. 1

Login to post a comment

Best of Vital Network

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Preston Next To Suffer A Switch

Aston Villa's away trip to Deepdale to face Preston North End is the latest game to be moved following the announcement of the fixtures for 2017/18.

Four Villa Games Get Changed

Aston Villa's games against Birmingham City, Brentford and Hull City have all suffered changes.

Terry To Pick Aston Villa This Weekend?

It's being reported that John Terry will announce Aston Villa as his pick for the future this coming weekend.

Taylor Trophy Now At Villa Park

The pre season between Watford and Aston Villa in memory of Graham Taylor has been switched to Villa Park.

Archived Vital Villa Articles

Vital Villa articles from

Site Journalists

J P Fear
Editor email
Profile
Mike Field
Editor email
Profile
Steve Wade
no email
Profile
JuanPablo Angel
no email
Profile
Glensider
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

Would you want Downing back?
Suggested By: JP Fear
No way88%
Yes please12%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites
Write for Vital Football
Latest F1 News
Lauda and Wolff on Vettel
Latest Vital Boxing News
A Pacquiao Win Could Lead to Mayweather
The Vital Football Members League

Recent Aston Villa Results (view all)

Aston Villa Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.JuanPabloAngel461
2.col8440
3.The Fear366
4.sirdennis256
5.Pride of Lions205
6.Silhillvilla178
7.Melon Donkey121
8.BBJ114
9.HeathfieldRoad1874105
10.Fulford100
Vital Football Comment