UK time is: 17:04:56
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs in The Dressing Room Post Sunderland

*We join the lads leaving the dressing room solemn after their defeat to Sunderland*

Dunne: So, so sorry lads..

Heskey: Don't be sorry Richard, we all make mistakes, well you all make mistakes anyway.

Carew: What are you talking about Emile!? You missed a sitter out there.

Heskey: Did I? Or was I letting it run with a clever dummy that not one of you ingrates picked up on?

Carew: No, I'm pretty sure you totally fluffed the shot.

Heskey: Fluffed? Fluffed!? There is no fluffing from me, you are the fluffer around here John. I mean come on, when is this film ever going to start?

*the lads erupt with laughter*

Carew: What!? I wasn't even....

Dunne: Can everyone please stop saying fluff?(sigh!) Well at least now I've completed four pitches.

*Dunne stops dragging the goal posts with nets and begins tieing them to the roof of the coach*

A.Young: Wait ... Richard you do know that this doesn't mean you literally own the goal right?.... Richard?.... Richard?! Are you ignoring me?

Dunne: Drive Dion drive! Bruce is on to us!

*Dublin tips his drivers cap as the Villa coach pulls away from a chasing Steve Bruce who eventually trips over his own feet and shakes his fist at the coach from the ground. Downing leans out of the window*

Downing: Penalty!

*the coach erupts with laughter*




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday October 25 2010

Time: 1:12PM

Your Comments

Lol Penalty!! My favorite bit!
Charizma
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

The Villa Times - 21/08/2014 (Thursday August 21 2014)

Villa Have A Fox In The (Directors) Box (Thursday August 21 2014)

Bennett Makes Loan Move (Wednesday August 20 2014)

Former Villa CEO Linked To Forest (Wednesday August 20 2014)

Arsenal Man Linked As Villa's New CEO (Wednesday August 20 2014)

17th Minute Applause For Two Toon Fans (Wednesday August 20 2014)

U21s - Villa 1 1 Stoke (Tuesday August 19 2014)

Ins and Outs Still For Villa? (Tuesday August 19 2014)

Vlaar In BBC Team Of The Week (Tuesday August 19 2014)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. The Fear 755
2. Pride of Lions 522
3. ClivetheVillan 445
4. Villan Of The North 303
5. Barney2004 246
6. mike_field 203
7. DeanoVilla 200
8. sirdennis 199
9. Juan Mourep 188
10. gator 186

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Stoke 0 - 1 Aston Villa

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
3. Arsenal 1 1 0 0 1 3
4. Liverpool 1 1 0 0 1 3
5. Swansea 1 1 0 0 1 3
6. Aston Villa 1 1 0 0 1 3
7. Hull City 1 1 0 0 1 3
8. Spurs 1 1 0 0 1 3
9. Everton 1 0 1 0 0 1

Breaking League News

Liverpool: Reds Agree Balotelli Fee
Liverpool : 21/08/2014 16:29:00
Irvine Pleased With Latest Progress
WBA : 21/08/2014 16:18:00
Brunt Makes 250th Appearance
WBA : 21/08/2014 16:10:00
The Villa Times - 21/08/2014
Aston Villa : 21/08/2014 16:00:00
Poyet Explains Why Signing Son Was Not On.
Sunderland : 21/08/2014 15:52:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Aston Villa v Newcastle (home) will:
Suggested By:  Mystic Mug
Win 56%
Lose 17%
Draw 27%