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Hercs in the Dressing Room Pre Sunderland

Hercs in the Dressing Room Pre Sunderland



We join the lads gearing up for their match against Sunderland*

Houllier: Bonjour ma petit bon bons! Let us 'ave a fitness check. Richard, Marc, Emile 'ow are you feeling?

Dunne: Top a da world bass.

Albrighton: Good boss, I'm good to play.

Heskey: I'm about 60%, so more likely to score than John at least.

Houllier: Excellent, and Stilyan?

Petrov: I'm dying...

Sidwell: Yay!

Petrov(through gritted teeth): to be fit!

Sidwell: Oh .... Um ... I mean yay?

NRC: Seriously Steve? Surely you wouldn't wish ill on one of our players so you could play?

Sidwell: Of course not.

NRC: Are you sure? You put on a party hat just there.

*Sidwell removes his party hat*

Sidwell: I like to wear party hats sometimes.

NRC: You're kicking me in the legs now ... As we speak.

Sidwell: Oh.... I am, aren't I.

NRC: Well.... Could you stop?

Sidwell: Oh ... Yeah, sorry, force of habit.

Clark: Hey Richard did you see? I'm irish now like you, Paul McGrath and to a lesser extent Tony Cascarino.

Dunne: Aye.

Clark: ......You? What?

Dunne: No 'Aye', like yes.

Clark: You like yes?..... I don't get it?

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Writer:Hercs
Date:Friday October 22 2010
Time: 1:55PM

Comments

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Yup, the lad's fluent in the Irish alright.
andy5759
22/10/2010 15:43:00
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Another great read! I usually show there to everyone at work even non villans.
godplayed4villa
22/10/2010 16:20:00
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To a lesser extent.. Brilliant
Charizma
23/10/2010 01:41:00
0
Great stuff. Keep it up
Pancho Villan
23/10/2010 14:06:00
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