Date:Friday October 1 2010
*We join the lads preparing for Spurs, Houllier enters*
Houllier: Bonjour ma deja vus
*the lads look at each other, Houllier stops in shock as he eyes NRC, Sidwell and Delph at a table*
Houllier: What is zis!? I will not have gambling in ze dressing room!
NRC: Oh, don't worry boss, it's just a bit of 'Go Fish' and we're not using money...
*Houllier takes Delph's hand of cards off him and examines them*
Houllier: And ... These ... zey are .... FIFA Yellow cards?
Sidwell: Yeah, we added the suits and numbers ourselves.
*they all grin proudly*
Houllier: You have amassed an 'ole deck of yellow playing cards between you!?
*Houllier sighs with relief*
Delph: Well, with no jokers.
*NRC waves the unopened other box of cards*
Houllier: Mon Dieu, zis is terrible!
Sidwell: Not really, I mean most standard games don't use jokers anyway and.....
Houllier: Non! Zat you 'ave zis number of cards!
NRC: Yeah well, we were thinking of springing for another one but we thought three decks would just encourage cheating so...
Houllier: Non zere are too many!
Delph: Too many? But how would you remember you've played a match if you don't get a yellow card?
Houllier: With your memory Fabian.
Delph: Oh yeah, hadn't really thought about it like that.
Sidwell: Hang on, are you saying you can actually play a match and NOT get a yellow card?
Houllier: Yes... Well, no, not for you Steve but for most players zis is possible.
Heskey: Am I getting the goals in today as per boss?
Houllier: Oui Emile.
Heskey: Good, I've been working on a few celebrations, what do you think of this one?
*Heskey pulls a rubber Carew mask from his shorts and lifts his shirt to reveal the word 'Finally!' on his vest.*
Heskey: See what I did ther John? I made it look like YOU scored for once.
Heskey: Whoa now John .... You wouldn't punch yourself in the face would you?
Paramedic: We're losing him!
Date:Friday October 1 2010
U21s Snatch Blackburn Victory (Tuesday January 27 2015)
Fabian Delph - Amazing Loyalty In The Age Of Greed (Tuesday January 27 2015)
Aston Villa At Home To Foxes In FA Cup 5th Round (Monday January 26 2015)
U21s Host Blackburn Rovers (Monday January 26 2015)
Does Anyone Know What The Villa Vision Is? (Monday January 26 2015)
Aston Villa Loan Out Chris Herd To Wigan (Monday January 26 2015)
Delph's Future Skipper Material (Monday January 26 2015)
FA CUP 5th Round Draw Live + Draw Numbers (Monday January 26 2015)
Lambert Thrilled With Progression (Sunday January 25 2015)
Stats: Aston Villa v Bournemouth (Sunday January 25 2015)
|4.||Pride of Lions||614|
|Leicester City||1||-||0||Aston Villa|
|Aston Villa||0||-||0||Crystal Palace|
|Aston Villa||1||-||1||Man Utd|
|13. Crystal Palace||22||5||8||9||-8||23|
|15. Aston Villa||22||5||7||10||-14||22|
|18. Hull City||22||4||7||11||-10||19|
|U21s Snatch Blackburn Victory
» Aston Villa : 27/01/2015 14:07:00
|U21's Beat Man City Again
» Sunderland : 27/01/2015 13:47:00
|Valdes Makes United Debut
» Man Utd : 27/01/2015 13:04:00
» Chelsea : 27/01/2015 13:01:00
|How Times Change So Quickly!
» Chelsea : 27/01/2015 12:59:00