Date:Friday October 1 2010
*We join the lads preparing for Spurs, Houllier enters*
Houllier: Bonjour ma deja vus
*the lads look at each other, Houllier stops in shock as he eyes NRC, Sidwell and Delph at a table*
Houllier: What is zis!? I will not have gambling in ze dressing room!
NRC: Oh, don't worry boss, it's just a bit of 'Go Fish' and we're not using money...
*Houllier takes Delph's hand of cards off him and examines them*
Houllier: And ... These ... zey are .... FIFA Yellow cards?
Sidwell: Yeah, we added the suits and numbers ourselves.
*they all grin proudly*
Houllier: You have amassed an 'ole deck of yellow playing cards between you!?
*Houllier sighs with relief*
Delph: Well, with no jokers.
*NRC waves the unopened other box of cards*
Houllier: Mon Dieu, zis is terrible!
Sidwell: Not really, I mean most standard games don't use jokers anyway and.....
Houllier: Non! Zat you 'ave zis number of cards!
NRC: Yeah well, we were thinking of springing for another one but we thought three decks would just encourage cheating so...
Houllier: Non zere are too many!
Delph: Too many? But how would you remember you've played a match if you don't get a yellow card?
Houllier: With your memory Fabian.
Delph: Oh yeah, hadn't really thought about it like that.
Sidwell: Hang on, are you saying you can actually play a match and NOT get a yellow card?
Houllier: Yes... Well, no, not for you Steve but for most players zis is possible.
Heskey: Am I getting the goals in today as per boss?
Houllier: Oui Emile.
Heskey: Good, I've been working on a few celebrations, what do you think of this one?
*Heskey pulls a rubber Carew mask from his shorts and lifts his shirt to reveal the word 'Finally!' on his vest.*
Heskey: See what I did ther John? I made it look like YOU scored for once.
Heskey: Whoa now John .... You wouldn't punch yourself in the face would you?
Paramedic: We're losing him!
Date:Friday October 1 2010
AVFC: Tipping Point (Monday March 10 2014)
Bertrand Targets Top Ten Finish (Monday March 10 2014)
A Friday Villa Round Up (Friday March 7 2014)
Something For The Weekend (454) (Friday March 7 2014)
Petrov Team v Lions&Legends For Great Charity (Thursday March 6 2014)
N'Zogbia Not Expected Back This Season (Thursday March 6 2014)
AVFC Season Ticket Info (Thursday March 6 2014)
March 23 - Acorns Day (Wednesday March 5 2014)
Villa Season Ticket Holders Wanted For SCG (Wednesday March 5 2014)
The Villa Times - 05/03/2014 (Wednesday March 5 2014)
|2.||Pride of Lions||324|
|Aston Villa||0||-||2||West Ham|
|10. West Ham||28||8||7||13||-4||31|
|11. Aston Villa||28||8||7||13||-7||31|
|13. Hull City||28||8||6||14||-5||30|
|AVFC: Tipping Point
» Aston Villa : 10/03/2014 09:00:00
|Put up or shut up!
» Spurs : 10/03/2014 08:39:00
|CESARE PRANDELLI AT THE LANE?
» Spurs : 10/03/2014 08:33:00
|Match Discussion - Bayern Munich (a)
» Arsenal : 10/03/2014 07:47:00
|A Smiling Ba
» Chelsea : 10/03/2014 07:32:00
|A Rock Solid Defence
» Chelsea : 10/03/2014 07:31:00
|Bertrand Targets Top Ten Finish
» Aston Villa : 10/03/2014 07:30:00