Hercs' in The Dressing Room Post Blackburn
*We join the lads celebrating their win against Blackburn*
Heskey: Oh yeah! The Emilinator's back baby!
A.Young: The what?
Heskey: 'The Emilinator', the goal scoring machine.
*Heskey does 'the robot'*
Carew: Please, goal scoring machine....
Heskey (in a robot voice): How....Many... Goals.... Have ....You ....Scored...This...Term?
Carew: None, but I've been coming closer and...
*Houllier enters. Heskey (as a robot) pours an invisible teapot into an invisible teacup takes a sip, rubs his belly then offers the cup to Carew*
Heskey: Have....Some .... Goal scoring .... Juice.
*The dressing room erupts with laughter*
Carew: Emile, if you don't move that hand away from my face I will break it for you.
Houllier: Carew! Drink ze juice at once!
Carew: Drink the.... Boss it's not even real!
Houllier: Drink up or I will trade you to Aston Villa so fast!....
Carew: But I'm AT Aston Villa.
*Houllier menacingly makes a 'drinky drinky' gesture at Carew, Carew sighs*
Carew: Fine. Whatever.
*Carew takes 'the cup' and pretends to drink from it*
Heskey: Whoa man, don't drink it all we've got a full season to go!
*Carew rolls his eyes*
Houllier: Well done gentleman, you know in France we have a saying 'When ze going it gets tough. Surrender' but you did not do zis and I am tres proud.
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