Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke
*We join the lads glum after their 2-1 defeat, Gabby enters drying his hands on his shorts*
Gabby: Stupid hand dryers ... Anyway, 'Celebrate good times come on!....'
*Gabby dances about the room and nudges Warnock*
Gabby: Come on Warny, celebrate! We won right? *Gabby puts on a really low voice* 'it's a celebration'
*Gabby scans the room of hanging heads*
Gabby: Wait a minute .... We did win .... I mean I pinged the ball 'Ping' and Downing was all like pow! So that was that right?
A.Young: Well ... After you went off ... They kind of equalised ...
Gabby: Ah, well I suppose a point here's not so bad.
*Gabby begins dancing again only a little more subtle*
Collins: Yeah .... Well .... The match wasn't finished yet and....
Gabby: Oh yeah? So Big Emile got the winner!? .... Tell me you got the winner Emile.
*Heskey's head drops*
Gabby: Tell me you guys didn't fluff it when I went off again...
*Gabby stops dancing trying to make eye contact with any of the players.*
Gabby: I was off the pitch 7 minutes, tell me you can cope for 7 minutes!? Where's Stilyan?
*Petrov enters, he's caked with mud and carrying a shovel*
A.Young: You're filthy Stan, where have you been?
Petrov: With you guys... Since the end of the match if anyone asks. Anyone want a whistle or some cards?
Delph: Oooh ooh I'll have the cards!