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Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke

Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke

*We join the lads glum after their 2-1 defeat, Gabby enters drying his hands on his shorts*

Gabby: Stupid hand dryers ... Anyway, 'Celebrate good times come on!....'

*Gabby dances about the room and nudges Warnock*

Gabby: Come on Warny, celebrate! We won right? *Gabby puts on a really low voice* 'it's a celebration'

*Gabby scans the room of hanging heads*

Gabby: Wait a minute .... We did win .... I mean I pinged the ball 'Ping' and Downing was all like pow! So that was that right?

A.Young: Well ... After you went off ... They kind of equalised ...

Gabby: Ah, well I suppose a point here's not so bad.

*Gabby begins dancing again only a little more subtle*

Collins: Yeah .... Well .... The match wasn't finished yet and....

Gabby: Oh yeah? So Big Emile got the winner!? .... Tell me you got the winner Emile.

*Heskey's head drops*

Gabby: Tell me you guys didn't fluff it when I went off again...

*Gabby stops dancing trying to make eye contact with any of the players.*

Gabby: I was off the pitch 7 minutes, tell me you can cope for 7 minutes!? Where's Stilyan?

*Petrov enters, he's caked with mud and carrying a shovel*

A.Young: You're filthy Stan, where have you been?

Petrov: With you guys... Since the end of the match if anyone asks. Anyone want a whistle or some cards?

Delph: Oooh ooh I'll have the cards!



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Tuesday September 14 2010
Time: 11:34AM

Comments

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love it every time hahahaha
Chiefy
14/09/2010 11:52:00
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Quality
mattyslost
14/09/2010 12:33:00
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Oooh, ooh, i'll have the cards :) I love it. And yes they are funnier when we lose but that is when we need a lift. Thanks Hercs for giving me a little lift.
Charizma
14/09/2010 13:57:00
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Classic! the next step is to make them into videos :p
mattyh1986
14/09/2010 14:57:00
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