UK time is: 15:46:23
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke

*We join the lads glum after their 2-1 defeat, Gabby enters drying his hands on his shorts*

Gabby: Stupid hand dryers ... Anyway, 'Celebrate good times come on!....'

*Gabby dances about the room and nudges Warnock*

Gabby: Come on Warny, celebrate! We won right? *Gabby puts on a really low voice* 'it's a celebration'

*Gabby scans the room of hanging heads*

Gabby: Wait a minute .... We did win .... I mean I pinged the ball 'Ping' and Downing was all like pow! So that was that right?

A.Young: Well ... After you went off ... They kind of equalised ...

Gabby: Ah, well I suppose a point here's not so bad.

*Gabby begins dancing again only a little more subtle*

Collins: Yeah .... Well .... The match wasn't finished yet and....

Gabby: Oh yeah? So Big Emile got the winner!? .... Tell me you got the winner Emile.

*Heskey's head drops*

Gabby: Tell me you guys didn't fluff it when I went off again...

*Gabby stops dancing trying to make eye contact with any of the players.*

Gabby: I was off the pitch 7 minutes, tell me you can cope for 7 minutes!? Where's Stilyan?

*Petrov enters, he's caked with mud and carrying a shovel*

A.Young: You're filthy Stan, where have you been?

Petrov: With you guys... Since the end of the match if anyone asks. Anyone want a whistle or some cards?

Delph: Oooh ooh I'll have the cards!




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday September 14 2010

Time: 11:34AM

Your Comments

love it every time hahahaha
Chiefy
Quality
mattyslost
Oooh, ooh, i'll have the cards :) I love it. And yes they are funnier when we lose but that is when we need a lift. Thanks Hercs for giving me a little lift.
Charizma
Classic! the next step is to make them into videos :p
mattyh1986
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Articles

Dear Randy...A Fans Retort (Sunday April 20 2014)

Club Statement From Randy Lerner (Sunday April 20 2014)

Vlaar - We Still Need A Win (Saturday April 19 2014)

Lambert Hails Huge Southampton Point (Saturday April 19 2014)

U21 Manchester City Clash Set (Saturday April 19 2014)

Stats: Aston Villa v Southampton (Saturday April 19 2014)

Something For The Weekend (459) (Friday April 18 2014)

Archived Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. Pride of Lions 965
2. The Fear 857
3. ClivetheVillan 413
4. Barney2004 254
5. Villan57 253
6. Villan Of The North 216
7. BlackCountry Villa 203
8. sirdennis 201
9. tarzan 194
10. Sussex Villan 193

League Results (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
12. West Ham 35 10 7 18 -10 37
13. Swansea 35 9 9 17 -4 36
14. Hull City 34 10 6 18 -9 36
15. Aston Villa 34 9 8 17 -14 35
16. WBA 33 6 15 12 -11 33
17. Norwich 35 8 8 19 -28 32
18. Cardiff 35 7 9 19 -34 30

Breaking League News

Liverpool: We're Not Doing It The Easy Way!
» Liverpool : 21/04/2014 13:30:00
Arnautovic wins Newcastle man of the match poll
» Stoke : 21/04/2014 13:29:00
Stoke and Cardiff play out a draw
» Stoke : 21/04/2014 13:18:00
With Three Games to Play……….
» Fulham : 21/04/2014 13:01:00
From the Opposition Camp!
» Chelsea : 21/04/2014 12:48:00
Trust in Moyes Wavering?
» Man Utd : 21/04/2014 12:37:00
Vital Report: Norwich City 2-3 Liverpool
» Liverpool : 21/04/2014 12:27:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Southampton MotM
Suggested By:  MF
Guzan 14%
Bacuna 1%
Bertrand 3%
Westwood 2%
Vlaar 8%
Baker 1%
El Ahmadi 1%
Delph 1%
Agbonlahor 3%
Albrighton 59%
Weimann 0%
Sub - Holt 3%
Sub - Robinson 4%