Vital Football

Latest Aston Villa News

Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke

Hercs in The Dressing Room post Stoke

*We join the lads glum after their 2-1 defeat, Gabby enters drying his hands on his shorts*

Gabby: Stupid hand dryers ... Anyway, 'Celebrate good times come on!....'

*Gabby dances about the room and nudges Warnock*

Gabby: Come on Warny, celebrate! We won right? *Gabby puts on a really low voice* 'it's a celebration'

*Gabby scans the room of hanging heads*

Gabby: Wait a minute .... We did win .... I mean I pinged the ball 'Ping' and Downing was all like pow! So that was that right?

A.Young: Well ... After you went off ... They kind of equalised ...

Gabby: Ah, well I suppose a point here's not so bad.

*Gabby begins dancing again only a little more subtle*

Collins: Yeah .... Well .... The match wasn't finished yet and....

Gabby: Oh yeah? So Big Emile got the winner!? .... Tell me you got the winner Emile.

*Heskey's head drops*

Gabby: Tell me you guys didn't fluff it when I went off again...

*Gabby stops dancing trying to make eye contact with any of the players.*

Gabby: I was off the pitch 7 minutes, tell me you can cope for 7 minutes!? Where's Stilyan?

*Petrov enters, he's caked with mud and carrying a shovel*

A.Young: You're filthy Stan, where have you been?

Petrov: With you guys... Since the end of the match if anyone asks. Anyone want a whistle or some cards?

Delph: Oooh ooh I'll have the cards!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Hercs
Date:Tuesday September 14 2010
Time: 11:34AM

Comments

0
love it every time hahahaha
Chiefy
14/09/2010 11:52:00
0
Quality
mattyslost
14/09/2010 12:33:00
0
Oooh, ooh, i'll have the cards :) I love it. And yes they are funnier when we lose but that is when we need a lift. Thanks Hercs for giving me a little lift.
Charizma
14/09/2010 13:57:00
0
Classic! the next step is to make them into videos :p
mattyh1986
14/09/2010 14:57:00
Page 1/1
  1. 1

Login to post a comment

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Something For The Weekend (578)

If Villa are not quite sunk just yet they are definitely all at sea.

Bruce Working Hard To Turn It Around

Manager Steve Bruce has covered a number of different topics in his pre Norwich City press conference earlier today.

Bruce Gives Injury Update Ahead Of Norwich

Manager Steve Bruce has confirmed that Mile Jedinak could make a return this weekend as we look to get our season underway.

Premier League Cup Draw - U23s

The draw for the 32 team Premier League Cup took place earlier this afternoon and there are a few significant Midland derby clashes this year.

Archived Vital Villa Articles

Vital Villa articles from

Site Journalists

J P Fear
Editor email
Profile
Mike Field
Editor email
Profile
Steve Wade
no email
Profile
JuanPablo Angel
no email
Profile
Glensider
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

Aston Villa v Norwich City will:
Suggested By: Mystic Mug
Win23%
Lose68%
Draw9%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites
Write for Vital Football
Latest F1 News
Mid season report from Ferrari, Merc & Red Bul
Latest Vital Boxing News
Pacquiao v Horn Re-Match Almost Agreed
The Vital Football Members League

Recent Aston Villa Results (view all)

Aston Villa Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.The Fear254
2.Pride of Lions210
3.Fulford198
4.sirdennis190
5.Silhillvilla183
6.Melon Donkey165
7.JuanPabloAngel158
8.McParlandTheGreat151
9.DeanoVilla147
10.villasince67138
Vital Football Comment