UK time is: 11:36:35
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs in The Dressing Room Post Rapid Vienna

*we join the lads dejected after their Europa League exit, Gabby enters with a beaming smile hobbling on crutches*

Gabby: 'We're all going on a european tour!' Whoooooooo!

*The lads all look at each other sheepishly*

Gabby: Why so glum lads? We're through to Europe, did you see my goal? Ashley was all like 'wheeeeee!' and I was all like 'Pow! Oh yeah Gabby's back baby!'

*the lads remain silent*

Collins: Did you not see the rest of the match Gabby?

Gabby: No ... I was in physio, we did go through, right Habib?

*Beye looks down at the floor and away from Gabby.*

Gabby: Curtis? Tell me we went through ...

*Davies looks up and away from Gabby, a tear rolls down his cheek*

Gabby: You didn't fluff it did you lads?

*Heskey coughs*

MacDonald: Look Gabriel, we um, won't be going on a European tour.

Gabby: What!?

MacDonald: I can um ... Take you to France on the ferry if you'd like?

Gabby: France!?

MacDonald: Euro Disney?

Gabby: Look boss you're not going to fob me off with .... Would Alladdin be there?

MacDonald: I guess he would be.

Gabby: OK ... I suppose.

MacDonald: Besides lads we didn't want to go to europe anyway. We've got a small squad. There are too many fixtures. We're concentrating on the league.

A.Young: Boss you're just reading from 'Villa Managing for Dummies'

MacDonald: No I'm not.

A.Young: It's right there. In your hands!

*Macdonald puts down the book and produces a large bag of sweets.*

MacDonald: Um .... Sweeties anyone?

A.Young: That might work with the under 18s and reserves but it's not going to .... Ooh Wham bar.




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday August 27 2010

Time: 2:28PM

Your Comments (oldest first)

Change to most recent first
HAHAHA!!! It still hurts tho :(
Harris21
Report Abuse
27/08/2010 14:38:00

lol, at the moment these are the only good things to come out of the defeats, because they're usually funnier when we lose :s
thorpyuk
Report Abuse
27/08/2010 15:59:00

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Lambert Left Villa Healthy (Saturday March 28 2015)

Something For The Weekend (488) (Friday March 27 2015)

Burke Heads To Notts County (Thursday March 26 2015)

Kinsella Heads To Luton Town (Thursday March 26 2015)

Cole Praises Delph's Qualities (Thursday March 26 2015)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

Vital Members League (view all)

1. Pride of Lions 999
2. ClivetheVillan 763
3. The Fear 611
4. kefkat 412
5. thefacehead 352
6. sirdennis 309
7. DeanoVilla 295
8. HeathfieldRoad1874 261
9. Juan Mourep 206
10. Villan Of The North 194

League Results (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
13. Everton 30 8 10 12 -4 34
14. WBA 30 8 9 13 -12 33
15. Hull City 30 6 10 14 -12 28
16. Aston Villa 30 7 7 16 -20 28
17. Sunderland 30 4 14 12 -21 26
18. Burnley 30 5 10 15 -23 25
19. Q.P.R. 30 6 4 20 -23 22

Breaking League News

West Ham Still in European Contention!
West Ham : 29/03/2015 10:33:00
Ibrahimovic for United?
Man Utd : 29/03/2015 10:27:01
Nani`s Coming Back
Man Utd : 29/03/2015 10:20:00
Van Gaal Chasing a 1million Bonus!
Man Utd : 29/03/2015 10:14:00
Is Juventus the Destination?
Man Utd : 29/03/2015 10:09:01

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

March Player Of Month
Suggested By:  JP Fear
Guzan 8%
Clark 58%
Okore 1%
Hutton 1%
Lowton 0%
Cleverley 5%
Delph 8%
Bacuna 2%
Sinclair 2%
Westwood 0%
N'Zogbia 2%
Sanchez 0%
Benteke 0%
Agbonlahor 13%