UK time is: 23:02:06
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs in The Dressing Room Before R.Vienna 2nd Leg



We join the lads preparing for their clash against Rapid Vienna*

MacDonald: Right lads, I want you psyched up out there, it's time for revenge!

Bannan: Revenge for what? We drew with these guys last time didn't we? And they were pretty polite....

A.Young: He means last year Barry. When they knocked us out the cup.

MacDonald: Oh no I don't Ashley! Look at the evils Austria has brought to the world. Fritzl, Hitler, Schwarzenneger....

A.Young: Swarzenneger? But what about Kindergarten Cop?

MacDonoald: Hmm Kindergarten Cop ... Fair point, but the rest of Austria's exports. Evil! The Viennese Waltz...

Osbourne: What about Viennese Whirls boss.

*Osbourne has the viennese whirl he was about to eat slapped out of his hand by MacDonald*

Osbourne: My exceedingly good cake!

MacDonald: Is it a cake Isaiah!? Or is a biscuit warped by their twisted minds!?

Osbourne:....a cake?

*MacDonald seethes at Osbourne then calms*

MacDonald: Enough about austrian biscuits, Gabby is back everyone!

*the lads cheer and Gabby smiles, Ireland approaches him hand outstretched.*

Ireland: Hi Gabby, Stephen Ireland.

Gabby: Hello. I'm Gabriel ..... England?

MacDonald: Now lets remember we may not click straight away, we'll have to keep trying what with Gabby returning to fitness and Steve's debut.

Ireland: Debut? I played on Sunday?

MacDonald: None of you played on Sunday!

Gabby: What about Mozart boss?

MacDonald: Mozart?

Gabby: Yeah, Wolfgang Amadaeus Mozart, you know, arguably the 18th century's most influential composer of the classical era?

*the lads all look at Gabby*

Gabby: What?




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday August 26 2010

Time: 11:41AM

Your Comments (oldest first)

Change to most recent first
love it, that's ace !! "Hello. I'm Gabriel ..... England?" brilliant.
AV-Damo
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 11:53:00

I suspect you need the help of a famous Austrian - Sigmund Freud ;-)
randy
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 12:14:00

"Osbourne: My exceedingly good cake!" i wet myself when i read that
sonicdeathmonkey
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 12:50:00

Supeb as usual. Fridays wouldnt be the same without you now Hercs.
Stig
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 13:35:00

None of you played on sunday.... !!hahahahahahaha
nottinghamvillain
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 15:53:00

I don't know why you insist on writing the transcript instead of posting the audio or video recording
Phartman87
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 18:40:00

Copyright reasons Phartman lol We'd have to pay for the video footage.
mike_field
Report Abuse
26/08/2010 18:51:00

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Stats: Newcastle v Aston Villa (Saturday February 28 2015)

Something For The Weekend (484) (Friday February 27 2015)

Audio - Sherwood Previewing Newcastle (Friday February 27 2015)

Sherwood Backs Benteke (Friday February 27 2015)

Sherwood Targets Six Wins (Thursday February 26 2015)

Pre Newcastle Injury News for Villa (Thursday February 26 2015)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

Vital Members League (view all)

1. The Fear 857
2. Pride of Lions 810
3. ClivetheVillan 713
4. thefacehead 537
5. Freeman14 396
6. kefkat 380
7. sirdennis 376
8. Villan Of The North 272
9. Green Tea 270
10. Villan57 263

League Results (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
14. Everton 26 6 10 10 -4 28
15. Hull City 27 6 8 13 -11 26
16. Sunderland 27 4 13 10 -16 25
17. Q.P.R. 26 6 4 16 -18 22
18. Burnley 27 4 10 13 -20 22
19. Aston Villa 27 5 7 15 -24 22
20. Leicester City 26 4 6 16 -18 18

Breaking League News

Monk: 'They Weren't Penalties At All'
Swansea : 28/02/2015 20:56:00
Dyche: There Wasn't Anything Between The 2 Sides
Swansea : 28/02/2015 20:49:00
40 Points, Up to 8th In The League!
Swansea : 28/02/2015 18:48:00
Liverpool: Lawro Predicts 2014-15 - Man City (H)
Liverpool : 28/02/2015 18:43:00
AUDIO - Sam`s Disappointment
West Ham : 28/02/2015 17:58:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Newcastle MotM
Suggested By:  MF
Guzan 2%
Hutton 6%
Okore 0%
Clark 46%
Lowton 0%
Cleverley 0%
Westwood 0%
Delph 0%
Agbonlahor 0%
Benteke 40%
Sinclair 0%
Sub - N'Zogbia 6%
Sub - Weimann 0%
Sub - Bacuna 0%