We join the lads preparing for their clash against Rapid Vienna*
MacDonald: Right lads, I want you psyched up out there, it's time for revenge!
Bannan: Revenge for what? We drew with these guys last time didn't we? And they were pretty polite....
A.Young: He means last year Barry. When they knocked us out the cup.
MacDonald: Oh no I don't Ashley! Look at the evils Austria has brought to the world. Fritzl, Hitler, Schwarzenneger....
A.Young: Swarzenneger? But what about Kindergarten Cop?
MacDonoald: Hmm Kindergarten Cop ... Fair point, but the rest of Austria's exports. Evil! The Viennese Waltz...
Osbourne: What about Viennese Whirls boss.
*Osbourne has the viennese whirl he was about to eat slapped out of his hand by MacDonald*
Osbourne: My exceedingly good cake!
MacDonald: Is it a cake Isaiah!? Or is a biscuit warped by their twisted minds!?
*MacDonald seethes at Osbourne then calms*
MacDonald: Enough about austrian biscuits, Gabby is back everyone!
*the lads cheer and Gabby smiles, Ireland approaches him hand outstretched.*
Ireland: Hi Gabby, Stephen Ireland.
Gabby: Hello. I'm Gabriel ..... England?
MacDonald: Now lets remember we may not click straight away, we'll have to keep trying what with Gabby returning to fitness and Steve's debut.
Ireland: Debut? I played on Sunday?
MacDonald: None of you played on Sunday!
Gabby: What about Mozart boss?
Gabby: Yeah, Wolfgang Amadaeus Mozart, you know, arguably the 18th century's most influential composer of the classical era?
*the lads all look at Gabby*
Manager Tim Sherwood has spoken of his disappointment - and shouldered the blame - for today's one nil loss to Stoke City.
All the stats from Aston Villa (0) vs (1) Stoke, Villa Park, 3/10/15 Att: 33,189
Statistics, damn lies and Aston Villa..
Bit of a mix and match today from manager Tim Sherwood's pre Stoke press conference.
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