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Hercs in The Dressing Room Before R.Vienna 2nd Leg



We join the lads preparing for their clash against Rapid Vienna*

MacDonald: Right lads, I want you psyched up out there, it's time for revenge!

Bannan: Revenge for what? We drew with these guys last time didn't we? And they were pretty polite....

A.Young: He means last year Barry. When they knocked us out the cup.

MacDonald: Oh no I don't Ashley! Look at the evils Austria has brought to the world. Fritzl, Hitler, Schwarzenneger....

A.Young: Swarzenneger? But what about Kindergarten Cop?

MacDonoald: Hmm Kindergarten Cop ... Fair point, but the rest of Austria's exports. Evil! The Viennese Waltz...

Osbourne: What about Viennese Whirls boss.

*Osbourne has the viennese whirl he was about to eat slapped out of his hand by MacDonald*

Osbourne: My exceedingly good cake!

MacDonald: Is it a cake Isaiah!? Or is a biscuit warped by their twisted minds!?

Osbourne:....a cake?

*MacDonald seethes at Osbourne then calms*

MacDonald: Enough about austrian biscuits, Gabby is back everyone!

*the lads cheer and Gabby smiles, Ireland approaches him hand outstretched.*

Ireland: Hi Gabby, Stephen Ireland.

Gabby: Hello. I'm Gabriel ..... England?

MacDonald: Now lets remember we may not click straight away, we'll have to keep trying what with Gabby returning to fitness and Steve's debut.

Ireland: Debut? I played on Sunday?

MacDonald: None of you played on Sunday!

Gabby: What about Mozart boss?

MacDonald: Mozart?

Gabby: Yeah, Wolfgang Amadaeus Mozart, you know, arguably the 18th century's most influential composer of the classical era?

*the lads all look at Gabby*

Gabby: What?




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday August 26 2010

Time: 11:41AM

Your Comments

love it, that's ace !! "Hello. I'm Gabriel ..... England?" brilliant.
AV-Damo
I suspect you need the help of a famous Austrian - Sigmund Freud ;-)
randy
"Osbourne: My exceedingly good cake!" i wet myself when i read that
sonicdeathmonkey
Supeb as usual. Fridays wouldnt be the same without you now Hercs.
Stig
None of you played on sunday.... !!hahahahahahaha
nottinghamvillain
I don't know why you insist on writing the transcript instead of posting the audio or video recording
Phartman87
Copyright reasons Phartman lol We'd have to pay for the video footage.
mike_field
 

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