Hercs' in The Dressing Room Post Rapid Vienna
*We join the lads in the tunnel returning after their 1-1 draw with Rapid Vienna*
Warnock: Phew, tough match eh?
Osbourne: Tell me about it, I almost touched the ball out there. I'm exhausted.
Warnock: Yeah, I saw that, you got pretty close to it Isaiah.
Osbourne: Thanks. I thought the ref was a bit of a 'homer' though, what do you think?
WarnocK: I don't know, harsh but fair I'd say.
Osbourne: Really? I got the impression he didn't like us.
*The pair approach some of Rapid's players. Warnock shakes hands with one of them*
Warnock: Good match mate.
*The shrill peep of a whistle goes off in the tunnel, the players all look confused and turn to see the ref pointing for a free kick as the whistle falls from his mouth*
Ref: Free kick. Vienna!
Warnock: Free....? I just shook his hand.
Osbourne: We don't even have a ball, I mean I almost touched it out there but...
*The ref blows the whistle again and continually points for the kick until the Rapid player shrugs, mimes a ball shape with his hands, puts it down and kicks it*
Osbourne: See Steve, it's just like I was ....
*The ref blows his whistle again pointing for a corner*
Ref: Corner. Vienna!
Osbourne: Corner!? We didn't even touch the...
*The ref flamboyantly holds up a yellow card with one hand whilst pointing at Osbourne with the other*
Osbourne: Me!? Booked?
*the ref nods*
Osbourne: But the match is over and.....
*the ref slides the red card a little out of his pocket and gestures to it giving Osbourne a questioning look. Osbourne raises his hands*
Osbourne: Whoa, whoa! Villa are going to need me in the later stages man let's calm this situation down.
*Warnock sneezes and is promptly dealt a yellow card.*