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Hercs In The Dressing Room ... He's Gone

Hercs In The Dressing Room ... He's Gone

*We join the Villa lads reeling from MON's resignation. Kevin Macdonald enters the dressing room*

Macdonald: Hi lads, look lets not be alarmed alright, everyone calm down.

NRC: Calm down?

*NRC blows a party blower and adjusts his party hat.*

Petrov: Jesus, this is a nightmare!

Heskey: We'll never play again Stilyan! I'll be sent to Galatasary or something!

Petrov: Emile, stop shaking me, it's hurting!

Gabby: Who are you?

MacDonald: Gabriel, you've known me for years. It's me Kevin MacDonald, I'm running the show at the minute.

Gabby: Do you have a farm?

MacDonald: What? No.

Gabby: Does your dad? ... Is he old..

Delfouneso: Gabby, he's not 'Old McDonald', he's not real, that's just a song.

MacDonald: Thank you Nathan.

*Gabby prods MacDonald's face*

Gabby: He seems pretty real ...

Delfouneso: So ... I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries....

MacDonald (with his hand to his face): I don't sell food Nathan.

Delfouneso: Right ... So what you only sell it when you're in the clown gear?

MacDonald: That's Ronald McDonald.

Delfouneso: So can you not call him something and get me a ...

MacDonald: Enough! Now I have a note from Martin to explain to you why he had to go.

*MacDonald unfolds the note*

MacDonald: 'It's all Nigel's fault!'

NRC: WHAT!?

Heskey: GALATASARY!!!!!!



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday August 9 2010
Time: 6:30PM

Comments

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Hilarious!
gunnerkid107
09/08/2010 18:41:00
0
XD
Tom14
09/08/2010 18:51:00
0
Quality, as ever.
Villan444
09/08/2010 18:53:00
0
All considering - not funny. If Ash goes, so does my many years of support and love for football. It's hanging by a thread...
ljkal
09/08/2010 18:59:00
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I admire your sense of humour. Very funny indeed! :D
Zbam
09/08/2010 19:26:00
0
xD
Mattw2
09/08/2010 23:02:00
0
very good hercs, and you make a couple of smart observations between the lines....
leftfoot
10/08/2010 00:36:00
0
Funny! Very much needed about now :(
overlooked_villan
10/08/2010 01:55:00
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