Hercs In The Dressing Room ... He's Gone
*We join the Villa lads reeling from MON's resignation. Kevin Macdonald enters the dressing room*
Macdonald: Hi lads, look lets not be alarmed alright, everyone calm down.
NRC: Calm down?
*NRC blows a party blower and adjusts his party hat.*
Petrov: Jesus, this is a nightmare!
Heskey: We'll never play again Stilyan! I'll be sent to Galatasary or something!
Petrov: Emile, stop shaking me, it's hurting!
Gabby: Who are you?
MacDonald: Gabriel, you've known me for years. It's me Kevin MacDonald, I'm running the show at the minute.
Gabby: Do you have a farm?
MacDonald: What? No.
Gabby: Does your dad? ... Is he old..
Delfouneso: Gabby, he's not 'Old McDonald', he's not real, that's just a song.
MacDonald: Thank you Nathan.
*Gabby prods MacDonald's face*
Gabby: He seems pretty real ...
Delfouneso: So ... I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fries....
MacDonald (with his hand to his face): I don't sell food Nathan.
Delfouneso: Right ... So what you only sell it when you're in the clown gear?
MacDonald: That's Ronald McDonald.
Delfouneso: So can you not call him something and get me a ...
MacDonald: Enough! Now I have a note from Martin to explain to you why he had to go.
*MacDonald unfolds the note*
MacDonald: 'It's all Nigel's fault!'
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