Date:Thursday April 22 2010
*We join the lads leaving the pitch and heading to the Dressing Room, Richard Dunne is stopped for an interview*
SKY Sports Interview: Great match out there Richard a well earned ....
Dunne: If he dies, he dies!
*Dunne stares menacingly into the camera before heading to the Dressing Room, the lads are celebrating their win, MON arrives, he's furious*
MON: What were you thinking!? 2- nil!? 2!?.... Nil!?
*The lads look confused*
Milner: Are you ... mad like boss?
MON: Yes I'm mad 'like', What did I tell you before you went out there?
Carew: To win?
*Gabby raises his hand he's pointing it in the air excitedly*
Gabby: Ooh ooh, I know! Pick me boss, me!
Gabby: To win 1-nil?
MON: Yes I said win 1-nil, none of this showing off nonsense, did you not hear Mick McCarthy? It's about points not goals. We're not the flippin' Harlem Globetrotters!
Cueller: Mmm, trotters ... The forbidden meat.
*The defensive warriors are tucking into hog and massive turkey legs*
A.Young: But it's good to have a healthy margin, I think the fans prefer that than biting their nails in the last ten minutes.
MON: The fans!? The fans!? I know what the fans want! Magic and rainbows and champions league. You don't get that winning 2-0 do you!?
A.Young: Well technically.....
*Warnock is crawling to the post-match defence warrior feast*
Warnock: Boss why didn't you sub me? The physio said he was going to have to amputate out there.
MON: Pah! Amputate shmamputate! I can't be seen to be making substitutions in the first half. How would I hit them with my surprise tactics later on?
A.Young: You mean bringing on Sidwell and Carew for Heskey in the last five or ten minutes.
MON: Exactly! They never see it coming. Rotation, rotation, rotation.
*The lads all roll their eyes*
Date:Thursday April 22 2010
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