Date:Monday April 5 2010
*We join the lads celebrating their victory over Bolton*
Downing: ..an' I said, Zat I dinnae care if ya 18ft man, I'll put me foot in ya face ya great streak of...
*MON enters, the lads all quieten down and take their seats*
MON: I trust we've all calmed down after that little fracas.
*Delph is pouting with his arms folded, he kicks the chair in front of him.*
Heskey: Hey! You chipped the paint on my 'No Goal' chair!
MON: Fabian, I know you're upset at being subbed but I'm rotating, I need to test the whole team.
Delph: It's not that boss, I missed the fight at the end, why couldn't we have a dust up at the beginning or half way through or ....
*Delph is interrupted by Collins' shouting*
Collins: Ow, Ow, Ow! Look just quit it will you? the match is over!
*Kevin Davies stops hitting the back of Collins' head with his elbow*
K.Davies: What? I thought you 'relished the physical challenge'.
Collins: Well I don't 'relish the physical challenge' that's just some cliche commentaters spew for big defenders, I'm a man of culture, I like fine music, the arts.
K.Davies: What like martial arts? Hiiiii Yaaaaaah!
*Kevin Davies karate chops Collins on the shoulder.*
Collins: Ow! No!....... That's it!
*Collins Presses Davies above his head*
K.Davies: Hey! Put me down! I'm not fouling, I mean, I'm english I was just 'putting myself about a bit'
*Collins launches him out of the dressing room, Davies stands, pleads to an invisible referree then makes his way to the Bolton dressing room elbowing every passer-by on the way*
MON: Ah, it's just like they say, a win after such a heavy defeat shows the resiliance and fortitude of a manager.
A.Young: You mean of a team boss?
MON: Now now Ashley, there's no 'I' in team and afterall 'I' masterminded this victory. Me having the foresight to play you, that's what won us this match.
A.Young: You always play me!
MON: You see, excellent management, James great match out there today, consistent as always.
Collins: Thanks boss.
MON: Not you...James Milner.
NRC: I'm Nigel .... and Milner didn't play .... and neither did I.
MON: And you won't again with that attitude!
Date:Monday April 5 2010
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U21s Snatch Blackburn Victory (Tuesday January 27 2015)
Fabian Delph - Amazing Loyalty In The Age Of Greed (Tuesday January 27 2015)
Aston Villa At Home To Foxes In FA Cup 5th Round (Monday January 26 2015)
U21s Host Blackburn Rovers (Monday January 26 2015)
Does Anyone Know What The Villa Vision Is? (Monday January 26 2015)
Aston Villa Loan Out Chris Herd To Wigan (Monday January 26 2015)
Delph's Future Skipper Material (Monday January 26 2015)
FA CUP 5th Round Draw Live + Draw Numbers (Monday January 26 2015)
Lambert Thrilled With Progression (Sunday January 25 2015)
|4.||Pride of Lions||614|
|Leicester City||1||-||0||Aston Villa|
|Aston Villa||0||-||0||Crystal Palace|
|Aston Villa||1||-||1||Man Utd|
|13. Crystal Palace||22||5||8||9||-8||23|
|15. Aston Villa||22||5||7||10||-14||22|
|18. Hull City||22||4||7||11||-10||19|
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