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Hercs In The Dressing Room 'When Rumours Abound'

*We join MON who's been called for showdown talks with Randy Lerner*

Lerner: Maaaaarty! Long time no see, how's it hangin'?

MON: You're .... not mad about the 7-1?

Lerner: Ah seven one shmeven one. Hell so what if they scored a touchdown and conversion? That's football right?

MON: Well, not exac....

Lerner: Anyway you're hear about Jimmy Milner, I done had a 'grrrrrrreat!' offer for him as Tony the tiger would say.

MON: I didn't realise you had Tony the tiger in America.

*Lerner looks confused*

Lerner: How'd you mean? I take Tony with me everywhere.

*Lerner points to an actual tiger*

Tony: How'd you do?

MON: Hi ... (turning back to Randy) You own a talking tiger?

Lerner: Son when you're a billionaire you can own whatever you like.

MON: right, anyway what was this about Milner.

Lerner: These guys are offering me millions for what I can imagine are a few photoshoots in speedos and with feather boas and stuff.

*MON looks sceptical*

MON: Boss are you su....

Lerner: I mean 'Man United', you can bat for whatever side you want for the kind of money their offering.

MON: Sir, Man United is a football team not some publication for men of a certain persuasion.

Lerner: Nonsense Marty, it'll be the same as that deal with Barry for 'Man City'. You can't underestimate the power of the pink pound.

MON: Sir, Barry PLAYS for them now!

Lerner: He does? Gee I thought he had a homelife with kids and everything, go figure.

MON: No not for ... I give up.

*sources 'close to Villa' get on the internet and radio on MON's resignation*




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday March 31 2010

Time: 11:58AM

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villan of the north
Most amusing
villan of the north
''Tony: How'd you do?'' - lmao!!!
Nel-A
LMAO, quality
DoLpHiNaToR
LMAO, quality
DoLpHiNaToR
"You can't underestimate the power of the pink pound"....classic!
CoxintheBox
"You can't underestimate the power of the pink pound"....classic!
CoxintheBox
Pink pound indeed. I'm not sure I'll ever think about "Man" Utd or "Man" City in quite the same way again -- it must be the football equivalent of imagining your boss without his trousers as he gives you a rollicking at work ... :o)
BobTheBuilder
 

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