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Martin O'Neill Has Been Found On The Moon

Following on from the shock revelations that Martin O'Neill has quit Villa - despite the fact he hasn't ... ! - and it now appearing on Twitter (so it must be true)

I can exclusively reveal that MON has been found on the moon.

When asked what he was doing there, he said just chilling.

Asked why he'd left Villa, he said he loved it but some noisy bugger kept banging the boardings just behind him during match days and it was playing havoc with his nerves.

Well?

Just as likely as someone on a forum hearing a rumour from his dads next door neighbours cat saying the manager has left isn't it? It is on the internet so it must be true? A talksport twitter says it is so, as does a paper site.... that doesn't mean they've not put 2+2 together following the internet rumour.

Still, lets go with it. My info suggests that Barry Fry is talking with the club about taking his place.

In shock news, REM have rushed out a song in tribute to our former manager called MON on the moon...




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Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday March 30 2010

Time: 2:32PM

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disclaimer, this story might not be true and MON might in fact not be on the moon. REM weren't available to comment.
The Fear
disclaimer, this story might not be true and MON might in fact not be on the moon. REM weren't available to comment.
The Fear
I bumped into Lord Lucan in Sainsbury's last nght and he told me that he had got Shergar grazing in a field next to Bodymoor Heath and that he would keep his ears****ed for any inside info !!!
sirdennis
I bumped into Lord Lucan in Sainsbury's last nght and he told me that he had got Shergar grazing in a field next to Bodymoor Heath and that he would keep his ears****ed for any inside info !!!
sirdennis
maybe he is on the moon to retrieve the ball, with his 'hoof' style tactics..... ouch! as you can tell I aint Monny's biggest fan at the moment ;-)
krisvilla
It's just a misprint. It should say 'Martin O'Neill is over the moon'. After the fantastic effort the brilliant lads put in at Chelsea. Still hurting.
144wittonlane
It's just a misprint. It should say 'Martin O'Neill is over the moon'. After the fantastic effort the brilliant lads put in at Chelsea. Still hurting.
144wittonlane
My Wife's cousin works for NASA (he bloody well does as well) and he told me that MON is on the moon as part of a joint English / Russian secret project to perfect Emile Heskey's new gravity boots. When finished they will enable him to STAND UP AND BLOODY RUN FOR THE BLOODY BALL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO COME TO HIM....20 YARDS AWAY FROM WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS BLOODY WELL PLAYING............phew.....sorry, I ranted.
juddy
My Wife's cousin works for NASA (he bloody well does as well) and he told me that MON is on the moon as part of a joint English / Russian secret project to perfect Emile Heskey's new gravity boots. When finished they will enable him to STAND UP AND BLOODY RUN FOR THE BLOODY BALL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO COME TO HIM....20 YARDS AWAY FROM WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS BLOODY WELL PLAYING............phew.....sorry, I ranted.
juddy
he is as good as gone, bit like your 4th spot challenge, you can probably get a better manager anyway, mark hughes is available but it will probably end up being gareth southgate!! LMAO
spursman79
he is as good as gone, bit like your 4th spot challenge, you can probably get a better manager anyway, mark hughes is available but it will probably end up being gareth southgate!! LMAO
spursman79
Why is it Spurs fans spend so much time posting on this site....?? Nurse, he's out of bed again.
juddy
Why is it Spurs fans spend so much time posting on this site....?? Nurse, he's out of bed again.
juddy
Alas, no technology will ever be developed that can keep Heskey on his feet, easier to teach a camel to sing
ant1ant1
Alas, no technology will ever be developed that can keep Heskey on his feet, easier to teach a camel to sing
ant1ant1
Dunno, don't get spurs fans, might finish higher than us year! but they'll be in europa with us! once man city finish 4th...even though we've had a carling cup final and win the fa cup at spurs expense! maybe its just a jelousy thing, i'm not sure. About the O'Neill thing though, I am a bit worried until its OFFICIALLY confirmed lol
AvdomFc
Dunno, don't get spurs fans, might finish higher than us year! but they'll be in europa with us! once man city finish 4th...even though we've had a carling cup final and win the fa cup at spurs expense! maybe its just a jelousy thing, i'm not sure. About the O'Neill thing though, I am a bit worried until its OFFICIALLY confirmed lol
AvdomFc
Might be a radical idea, but why don't we just ignore anything the Spurs fans say on here???
Francobaresi13
Might be a radical idea, but why don't we just ignore anything the Spurs fans say on here???
Francobaresi13
Bolton away = must win.... final chance etc
thorpyuk
Bolton away = must win.... final chance etc
thorpyuk
not a final chance, he will make up his mind end of season if he thinks he's done a suitable job I think (THINK) but see the Everton game as the biggest we have left and a real six pointer + wouldn't like to think about the mood of fans if the local derby doesn't end in at least a draw! Funny old game!
The Fear
not a final chance, he will make up his mind end of season if he thinks he's done a suitable job I think (THINK) but see the Everton game as the biggest we have left and a real six pointer + wouldn't like to think about the mood of fans if the local derby doesn't end in at least a draw! Funny old game!
The Fear
 

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