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Martin O'Neill Has Been Found On The Moon

Martin O'Neill Has Been Found On The Moon

Following on from the shock revelations that Martin O'Neill has quit Villa - despite the fact he hasn't ... ! - and it now appearing on Twitter (so it must be true)

I can exclusively reveal that MON has been found on the moon.

When asked what he was doing there, he said just chilling.

Asked why he'd left Villa, he said he loved it but some noisy bugger kept banging the boardings just behind him during match days and it was playing havoc with his nerves.

Well?

Just as likely as someone on a forum hearing a rumour from his dads next door neighbours cat saying the manager has left isn't it? It is on the internet so it must be true? A talksport twitter says it is so, as does a paper site.... that doesn't mean they've not put 2+2 together following the internet rumour.

Still, lets go with it. My info suggests that Barry Fry is talking with the club about taking his place.

In shock news, REM have rushed out a song in tribute to our former manager called MON on the moon...




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Writer:J P Fear
Date:Tuesday March 30 2010
Time: 2:32PM

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disclaimer, this story might not be true and MON might in fact not be on the moon. REM weren't available to comment.
The Fear
30/03/2010 14:34:00
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disclaimer, this story might not be true and MON might in fact not be on the moon. REM weren't available to comment.
The Fear
30/03/2010 14:34:00
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I bumped into Lord Lucan in Sainsbury's last nght and he told me that he had got Shergar grazing in a field next to Bodymoor Heath and that he would keep his ears****ed for any inside info !!!
sirdennis
30/03/2010 14:49:00
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I bumped into Lord Lucan in Sainsbury's last nght and he told me that he had got Shergar grazing in a field next to Bodymoor Heath and that he would keep his ears****ed for any inside info !!!
sirdennis
30/03/2010 14:49:00
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maybe he is on the moon to retrieve the ball, with his 'hoof' style tactics..... ouch! as you can tell I aint Monny's biggest fan at the moment ;-)
krisvilla
30/03/2010 15:39:00
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It's just a misprint. It should say 'Martin O'Neill is over the moon'. After the fantastic effort the brilliant lads put in at Chelsea. Still hurting.
144wittonlane
30/03/2010 17:32:00
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It's just a misprint. It should say 'Martin O'Neill is over the moon'. After the fantastic effort the brilliant lads put in at Chelsea. Still hurting.
144wittonlane
30/03/2010 17:32:00
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My Wife's cousin works for NASA (he bloody well does as well) and he told me that MON is on the moon as part of a joint English / Russian secret project to perfect Emile Heskey's new gravity boots. When finished they will enable him to STAND UP AND BLOODY RUN FOR THE BLOODY BALL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO COME TO HIM....20 YARDS AWAY FROM WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS BLOODY WELL PLAYING............phew.....sorry, I ranted.
juddy
30/03/2010 18:41:00
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My Wife's cousin works for NASA (he bloody well does as well) and he told me that MON is on the moon as part of a joint English / Russian secret project to perfect Emile Heskey's new gravity boots. When finished they will enable him to STAND UP AND BLOODY RUN FOR THE BLOODY BALL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO COME TO HIM....20 YARDS AWAY FROM WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS BLOODY WELL PLAYING............phew.....sorry, I ranted.
juddy
30/03/2010 18:41:00
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he is as good as gone, bit like your 4th spot challenge, you can probably get a better manager anyway, mark hughes is available but it will probably end up being gareth southgate!! LMAO
spursman79
30/03/2010 21:51:00
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