Martin O'Neill Has Been Found On The Moon
Following on from the shock revelations that Martin O'Neill has quit Villa - despite the fact he hasn't ... ! - and it now appearing on Twitter (so it must be true)
I can exclusively reveal that MON has been found on the moon.
When asked what he was doing there, he said just chilling.
Asked why he'd left Villa, he said he loved it but some noisy bugger kept banging the boardings just behind him during match days and it was playing havoc with his nerves.
Just as likely as someone on a forum hearing a rumour from his dads next door neighbours cat saying the manager has left isn't it? It is on the internet so it must be true? A talksport twitter says it is so, as does a paper site.... that doesn't mean they've not put 2+2 together following the internet rumour.
Still, lets go with it. My info suggests that Barry Fry is talking with the club about taking his place.
In shock news, REM have rushed out a song in tribute to our former manager called MON on the moon...