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Hercs In The Dressing Room Post Wigan Match

*We join the lads celebrating victory over Wigan, MON is pelvic thrusting with gusto at the front of the room*

MON: Oh Yeah! A league win in March! How do you like me now!? In your face Robbo, and you said we'd never win in March!

Robertson: Martin, I said no such....

MON: In your face! Now James where are you? What a cracking goal, brilliant, world class, genius....

Milner: Well thanks boss, I just found the space, picked me spot and hit it like.

MON: What? I'm not talking to you, where is he? Where's James McCarthy the lovely man?

Dunne: He doesn't play for us bass, he's a Wigan man.

MON: Come again? But he hammered it home beautifully.

Collin: Yeah, own goal, happens to the best of us, well the best of us and James McCarthy.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter*

MON: Wigan eh...?

*MON flips through a notepad with 'SUMMER' written on the front, he comes to a page titled 'GOAL PROBLEM?' underneath it he writes 'JAMES MCCARTHY - WIGAN (better even than Emile?)'

MON: ..... and British is he?

Dunne: Aye Boss, he was born in Scotland.

MON: Excellent.

*MON underlines his name on the notepad*

Dunne: But he plays for Ireland.

MON: Ah, Double british!

*MON underlines his name again*

MON: Which Ireland? The better one?

Dunne: Yeah bass.

MON: Ah from my neck of the woods eh? Great stuff it's good to see the motherland producing such talent.

Dunne: Wait.... I thought you meant....

*Fabian Delph interrupts Dunne, tugging at his shirt*

Delph: Great game Mr.Dunne sir.

Dunne: Thanks bud!

Delph: Yellow card ..... Nice.

Dunne: It's not like I enjoy getting cards.

*Delph raises an eyebrow at Dunne*

Dunne: 'right, maybe I do a bit.

*Dunne and Delph discuss their all time favourite bookings and dismissals*

Delph: ....and I was like 'Pow!' and he was like 'My spleen! My beautiful spleen!' then the ref was like 'you, Delph, off' and I was like 'What!? I didn't even see him there!' then the ref was all 'You're still standing on him!'

MON: So.... No goals again John?

*Carew barely raises his eybrows above the book he's reading*

Carew: Huh?

MON: Goals?

Carew: Oh, Nah not today.

MON: I....um.... OK.

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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday March 17 2010

Time: 10:58AM

Your Comments

Getting funnier by the game Son, keep em coming
whvilla
Getting funnier by the game Son, keep em coming
whvilla
my spleen, my spleen... ha ha ha
vangogo
Never fails to both give me a good laugh and brighten my day. Well done Hercs, 9/10 for this one.
glensider
Never fails to both give me a good laugh and brighten my day. Well done Hercs, 9/10 for this one.
glensider
Classic Hercs, you really brighten my day up... many thanks
OldHolteEnder
Classic Hercs, you really brighten my day up... many thanks
OldHolteEnder
was at game last night, ref was ******** crap! Sorry. he was apauling, made me laugh when warnock handballed it right in front of ref, and he waved play on:L, Was some good chants last night, whos the *****er in the green :), and the drummer, and then their fans fighting :)
Tr1dent
was at game last night, ref was ******** crap! Sorry. he was apauling, made me laugh when warnock handballed it right in front of ref, and he waved play on:L, Was some good chants last night, whos the *****er in the green :), and the drummer, and then their fans fighting :)
Tr1dent
 

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